Best of the Best of 2012: NPR’s Top 50
It’s that time of year again: anus itch season. Talkadoodles and decidamathons. Music music guess what’s what. A time when publications that talk about music release their...
View ArticleDogmageddon: History Lesson
Last Wednesday was the 79th anniversary of the ratification of the 21st Amendment, which ended Prohibition in the US. The thought process for getting rid of the national ban on alcohol was two-fold:...
View ArticleFightland: The Snowman Vs. the Cops
Photo by Danny Ghitis There’s a rumor on the internet that this photo of longtime MMA heavyweight and avowed anarchist Jeff "The Snowman" Monson squaring off with members of the St. Paul Police...
View ArticleQuestion of the Day: What's the Scariest Country in the World?
Last week's news that North Korea is planning on shooting a rocket into the sky—in an attempt to put a satellite into orbit—has made a lot of people scared. Whether that's because they're worried the...
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View ArticleMy Mom and I Make Porn Together
Since the advent of the World Wide Web, there's only been one real, primary focus: porn. I mean, do you seriously think Tim Berners-Lee was sitting at his desk trying to work out an innovative way to...
View ArticleDon’t Get Caught
Me in the present, enjoying the park in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where I used to picnic when I was on work release. I ’d been involved in selling drugs since I first smoked weed when I was 13. It just...
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Element Eden jacket, vintage earring; Huf shirt; Converse jacket, Vans shirt Photos By Bryan Derballa Styling And Creative Director: Annette Lamothe-Ramos Photo Assistant: Bobby Doherty; Makeup and...
View ArticleJungle Smolder
Farming, logging, and strip mining has long altered much of the Amazon rainforest, with slash-and-burn land-clearing techniques turning large portions of the forest into patchworks of pastures,...
View ArticleCaffeine and Stress: Hallucinating Your Way Through the Holidays
The holidays are pretty stressful for a lot of people, what with the traveling and the buying of gifts for little cousins and parents that don't like anything and all of the needing to be happy all...
View ArticleMunchies: Toqué! - Teaser
On this episode of Munchies, we ended up with a lunatic named Charles-Antoine Crête. Charles is the Chef de Cuisine at one of Montreal's most incredible restaurants, Toqué! (yes, spelled with an...
View ArticleYoung Americans: Part 1: What Is Your Life Like?
Presented by Scion A/V and VICE, Young Americans is an eight-part documentary series about what really went down in 2012 and what young people had to say about it. Filmmaker Lance Bangs and company...
View ArticleTattoo Age: Thom deVita Part 4
In the new episode of the Thom deVita Tattoo Age series we explore the neighborhood in which Thom lived and worked, the Lower East Side of Manhattan. We also go into the types of tattoos Thom did, and...
View ArticleZacharias Dimitriadis Makes Greece Look Fun Again
I met Zacharias Dimitriadis a few years ago at a bar in Athens. My friend thought he was cute and I was drunk enough to chat him up—a unique technique I sometimes use that mostly involves me talking...
View ArticleDreams Can Come True
“I wasn’t allowed to eat McDonald’s, but I was obsessed with Happy Meals. Once a friend's mom got me one and I kept the toy under my pillow.” Curtly wears top, shorts and trainers by Nike, vintage...
View ArticleI Went to Art Basel and Tried to "Get" Art
A while ago, I wrote a thing about how I don't "get" art. In the piece, I dared to suggest that maybe it was silly that a neon sign that says "my cunt is wet with fear" is worth $100,000. It got read...
View ArticleI Went to a Private Big Boi Show and Had the Best 45 Minutes of My Life
Big Boi is the best and I really love him. A few weeks ago he came to our office to read Christmas stories and I contemplated approaching him afterwards to let him know that I, too, am from Atlanta,...
View ArticleThe Secret Drinker’s Handbook
Illustrations by Esra Røise My happiest days as a secret drinker were in Kansas City, when my youngest daughter was still a baby. She was allergic to breast milk, so I’d take a bottle of soy milk,...
View ArticlePen Pals: Slaying the Snot-Sneezing Dragon
By "dragon," Bert means "penis." And by "sneezing," well, figure it out. I’m tired of writing about jail. I’d rather be a nutbust specialist. Prison is for assholes—and choking chickenomics is a far...
View ArticleMy Life Online: Lil Bub and Andrew WK's Special Holiday Message
The holiday season is a time for giving and bringing together all kinds of different people, beasts, and beings. This year, VICE has a special holiday message from our favorite celebrity feline, Lil...
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