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Vice Blog: The VICE Olympics Worst Dressed List

Watch the film we made about London 2012: The VICE Guide to the Olympics The Olympic Games are a chance for the greatest athletes in the world to showcase their abilities at digesting very strange...

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Vice Blog: Get Ready for the Hot New Band of the Future, Dork Moron

I think we can all agree that auditory Thoughtstream has been pretty meh so far in 3012. Post-BPM algorhythms, though perfect, are always in danger of diminishing neural returns, and there’s growing...

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Vice Blog: Make Politics Stop, Please

A lot of the time, we take it for granted that being “informed” is a virtue. If you admit to not knowing something, like the name of your representative or the current situation with the Euro, you...

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Vice Blog: American Government Employees Sure Do Love Porn

Government employees are just like you and me—they wake up in the morning, put on some pants, go to work, and sit at a computer all day. Just like you and me, sometimes they get bored, so they surf...

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Vice Blog: I'm Scared of Storks

Dragons date back to the time when people were small and unweaponly enough to be terrified by birds, snakes, and fire, but didn't have the proper words to distinguish them. Aside from "AHHHHHHHH!"...

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Vice Blog: Ruby Fray Tour Diary: Part One

As mentioned the other day, Ruby Fray is currently on tour and it's an exciting thing. We asked the band to whip together a little tour diary for us, so we can pretend that we're out there having...

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Vice Blog: Oh No! This Guy Broke His Dick During Butt Sex

Every man's biggest fear is seriously fucking up his junk while he's fucking someone else. OK, well, every man's greatest fear is an orifice that bites, but after that it is doing something that is...

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Vice Blog: Question of the Day - What Would You Win a Gold Medal In?

Welcome to Question of the Day. What do you want, a fucking medal? Realistically, if you’re not already in the Olympics, you’re not going to win a damn thing. But in the name of inclusivity, let’s...

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Vice Blog: Pure Fun Was the Epitome of 90s Skateboarding Zines

What is always thought but never said aloud about zines—especially those released in 80s and 90s—is that no one who makes them have any idea how to put together a cohesive publication (especially...

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Vice Blog: Big Surprise - Henry Rollins Can Reform Health Care, Man!

  I realize that the Henry Rollins I see on my television is not the same person I pictured the first time I heard Damaged as a kid. And he shouldn't be. That Henry—immortalized for punching a...

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Vice Blog: MMA Is Too Brutal for the Olympics and That's Why We Love It

Pankration, the ancient Greek precursor to modern-day mixed martial arts, made its debut at the Olympics sometime in the seventh century BC. Taking its name from the Greek word for “all powers,”...

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Vice Blog: This Week In Florida - One Million Concealed Guns, 2 Live Crew,...

In Miami, there aren't many with the guts to hold our ineffective and/or corrupt public officials accountable. Certainly not Florida’s soon-to-be out of business "paper of record," the Miami Herald,...

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Vice Blog: Get Stoned and Look at Our Homemade Pro-athlete Stoner Memes

I have no doubt that at this very instant there are hundreds if not thousands of Very Serious Stoners sitting around, getting high, eating crunchy stuff from a bag, and watching the Olympics; it's the...

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Vice Blog: Our Favorite Reactions to Snoop Dogg Becoming Snoop Lion

Earlier this week, we brought you Snoop Dogg's game-changing announcement that, following a pilgrimage to Jamaica and a conversion to Rastafari, he is leaving the canine nomeclature behind, adopting...

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Vice Blog: The Department of False Prophets Presents: Kumaré

When you figure out you like yourself better as an imposter than as the person you outwardly present on a daily basis, it might be time to make some life changes. So goes the discovery of filmmaker...

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Vice Blog: Art Pussy Went to Puerto Rico and Didn't Get Stabbed

How much cooler and more efficient would hardcore shows be if they just had three good bands each play ten-minute consecutive sets, then you could leave and get pizza without feeling bad about popping...

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Vice Blog: Taji's Mahal: Following The Face

This week, I would like to introduce my stenciling-enthusiast friend who is best known as The Face. When he is not slinking around with his Leica M6, he enjoys painting his face on shit he’s not...

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Vice Blog: An Interview with a Maggot and His Dad at a Slipknot Show

Slipknot and a bunch of other metal bands with long and/or terrible names are ­currently touring the US, fueled and funded by some energy drink company. They call it the Mayhem Festival, and one of...

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Vice Blog: Where In the World Is Jaz Coleman, and Is He Cooler Than Ian Astbury?

You’d be hard-pressed to find a genuine rock ’n’ roll weirdo like Killing Joke’s Jaz Coleman. And I don’t mean crazy like Lady Gaga wearing a dress of meat, or Buckethead. I mean literally, because,...

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