Vice Blog: The VICE Olympics Worst Dressed List
Watch the film we made about London 2012: The VICE Guide to the Olympics The Olympic Games are a chance for the greatest athletes in the world to showcase their abilities at digesting very strange...
View ArticleVice Blog: Get Ready for the Hot New Band of the Future, Dork Moron
I think we can all agree that auditory Thoughtstream has been pretty meh so far in 3012. Post-BPM algorhythms, though perfect, are always in danger of diminishing neural returns, and there’s growing...
View ArticleVice Blog: Make Politics Stop, Please
A lot of the time, we take it for granted that being “informed” is a virtue. If you admit to not knowing something, like the name of your representative or the current situation with the Euro, you...
View ArticleVice Blog: American Government Employees Sure Do Love Porn
Government employees are just like you and me—they wake up in the morning, put on some pants, go to work, and sit at a computer all day. Just like you and me, sometimes they get bored, so they surf...
View ArticleVice Blog: I'm Scared of Storks
Dragons date back to the time when people were small and unweaponly enough to be terrified by birds, snakes, and fire, but didn't have the proper words to distinguish them. Aside from "AHHHHHHHH!"...
View ArticleVice Blog: Ruby Fray Tour Diary: Part One
As mentioned the other day, Ruby Fray is currently on tour and it's an exciting thing. We asked the band to whip together a little tour diary for us, so we can pretend that we're out there having...
View ArticleVice Blog: Oh No! This Guy Broke His Dick During Butt Sex
Every man's biggest fear is seriously fucking up his junk while he's fucking someone else. OK, well, every man's greatest fear is an orifice that bites, but after that it is doing something that is...
View ArticleVice Blog: Question of the Day - What Would You Win a Gold Medal In?
Welcome to Question of the Day. What do you want, a fucking medal? Realistically, if you’re not already in the Olympics, you’re not going to win a damn thing. But in the name of inclusivity, let’s...
View ArticleVice Blog: Pure Fun Was the Epitome of 90s Skateboarding Zines
What is always thought but never said aloud about zines—especially those released in 80s and 90s—is that no one who makes them have any idea how to put together a cohesive publication (especially...
View ArticleVice Blog: Big Surprise - Henry Rollins Can Reform Health Care, Man!
I realize that the Henry Rollins I see on my television is not the same person I pictured the first time I heard Damaged as a kid. And he shouldn't be. That Henry—immortalized for punching a...
View ArticleVice Blog: MMA Is Too Brutal for the Olympics and That's Why We Love It
Pankration, the ancient Greek precursor to modern-day mixed martial arts, made its debut at the Olympics sometime in the seventh century BC. Taking its name from the Greek word for “all powers,”...
View ArticleVice Blog: This Week In Florida - One Million Concealed Guns, 2 Live Crew,...
In Miami, there aren't many with the guts to hold our ineffective and/or corrupt public officials accountable. Certainly not Florida’s soon-to-be out of business "paper of record," the Miami Herald,...
View ArticleVice Blog: Get Stoned and Look at Our Homemade Pro-athlete Stoner Memes
I have no doubt that at this very instant there are hundreds if not thousands of Very Serious Stoners sitting around, getting high, eating crunchy stuff from a bag, and watching the Olympics; it's the...
View ArticleVice Blog: Our Favorite Reactions to Snoop Dogg Becoming Snoop Lion
Earlier this week, we brought you Snoop Dogg's game-changing announcement that, following a pilgrimage to Jamaica and a conversion to Rastafari, he is leaving the canine nomeclature behind, adopting...
View ArticleVice Blog: The Department of False Prophets Presents: Kumaré
When you figure out you like yourself better as an imposter than as the person you outwardly present on a daily basis, it might be time to make some life changes. So goes the discovery of filmmaker...
View ArticleVice Blog: Art Pussy Went to Puerto Rico and Didn't Get Stabbed
How much cooler and more efficient would hardcore shows be if they just had three good bands each play ten-minute consecutive sets, then you could leave and get pizza without feeling bad about popping...
View ArticleVice Blog: Taji's Mahal: Following The Face
This week, I would like to introduce my stenciling-enthusiast friend who is best known as The Face. When he is not slinking around with his Leica M6, he enjoys painting his face on shit he’s not...
View ArticleVice Blog: An Interview with a Maggot and His Dad at a Slipknot Show
Slipknot and a bunch of other metal bands with long and/or terrible names are currently touring the US, fueled and funded by some energy drink company. They call it the Mayhem Festival, and one of...
View ArticleVice Blog: Where In the World Is Jaz Coleman, and Is He Cooler Than Ian Astbury?
You’d be hard-pressed to find a genuine rock ’n’ roll weirdo like Killing Joke’s Jaz Coleman. And I don’t mean crazy like Lady Gaga wearing a dress of meat, or Buckethead. I mean literally, because,...
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