Vice Blog: What Are You Doing Here? Laina Dawes Talks About Being the Odd...
The metal scene is traditionally a very macho place. Think long, sweaty manes coiling down the backs of men in black leather, licking their Flying-V guitars as they thrash on stage. Metal is a nerd’s...
View ArticleVice Blog: The Best Newspaper on Earth
Uganda ranks 139 out of 170 in press freedom according to Reporters Without Borders, which must be some sort of French counting error because they publish the single greatest newspaper in the world,...
View ArticleVice Blog: Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - I Came Here Due to Weird White Guilt...
Hey Everybody, I sometimes do this column for VICE called Talkin' 'Bout the Boards where I draw cartoons based on the comments people leave on the VICE site. Sometimes I don't do this column. That is...
View ArticleVice Blog: VICE Premiere: "Garden of Delights" by Cult of Youth
Cult of Youth has a new album coming out on Sacred Bones on September 4th, and we're pretty excited about it. Here's a premiere of one of the tracks off of the album, "Garden of Delights." I'm gonna...
View ArticleVice Blog: Question of the Day - How Long Do We Have Before Global Warming...
Hundred-degree weather starts to look mild when it's followed by tornadoes, hail, and thunderstorms in a three-week period. Weather like this leaves us all wondering when the Earth will crack its...
View ArticleEpicly Later'd: Eric Koston Part 4
Eric Koston got everyone talking again with his part in Girl’s first video, Goldfish. Not only was he doing backside heel flips over walls, but he was also making it look easy. Pretty hard to top...
View ArticleVice Blog: Amphetamine Logic - Coke Sex for Teen Sluts
Sometimes when a dick is inside me I can’t help but think about my family. I know that sounds totally gross, but I don’t mean it in, like, an incestuous way. My dad never fucked me or anything; he’s...
View ArticleVice Blog: Shane Jones's Fantasies Shit on the 'Real World'
Shane Jones’s new novel, Daniel Fights A Hurricane, was just released this week. It’s a wild book full of brain-consuming storms and jacked-up teeth and mysterious tigers and breakfast at McDonald’s....
View ArticleVice Blog: Did the Illuminati Make This RPG?
In 1995 games designer Steve Jackson created a role-playing card game called Illuminati: The Game of Conspiracy. When playing, you take on the role of the shadowy puppet masters who supposedly make up...
View ArticleVice Blog: Sidemouth - Eat a Yin-Yang
I have a collection of Japanese ceramic things that I packed away, along with every other loose leaf whatever in my apartment because I had decided at one point I wanted to see nothing except white...
View ArticleVice Blog: Boyle’s Brains - I Listened to Five CDs from the Five-for-a-Dollar...
I’ve felt vaguely certain FYE has been in the process of going out of business since I was in middle school and it was called The Wall. Its current inventory is mostly candy, movie memorabilia,...
View ArticleVice Blog: We Saw This: Standish & Carlyon
This week I saw Standish & Carlyon play the final night of their month-long residency at The Toff. The audience and atmosphere resembled an over 30’s singles night as young and sexually-ambiguous...
View ArticleVice Blog: Mauvais Appétit
Melchior Tersen is a 23-year-old photographer living in Paris. In his own words, he describes his photographs as "strange or unhealthy." Tersen says he is often inspired by music and "esotericism."...
View ArticleNoisey: We Got High with Snoop Lion
This week, Snoop Dogg dropped a historic announcement on the world: His new name is Snoop Lion and he's a reggae star now. VICE's Wilbert L. Cooper was there to chat up the crowd, meet the players,...
View ArticleVice Blog: Science Will Justify Your One-Night Stands
By now we’ve all read the recent ESPN story on all the crazy, hard-bodied sexual shenanigans of the Olympic Village. They bought 100,000 condoms to satisfy the late-night humps and rumps at the...
View ArticleVice Blog: Life After MySpace for the Scene Queens
MySpace is a punchline now—just another failed social network, like Friendster, a cesspool of pedophiles and bullying and cluttered profile pages designed by emo teens with moodswings. But how would...
View ArticleVice Blog: The Recent Unpleasantness - Mars Landing Talking Points
August 3, 2012 CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRET TO: All NASA employees FROM: Administrator Bolden RE: Monday Mars Landing Talking Points As we all know, the Curiosity rover arrives on Mars this Sunday....
View ArticleSlice of Sneaker: Motherboard TV: Spaced Out: The Artstronaut
Nicholas Forker is a maestro of the ballpoint pen. One day I was walking by the half-way open door of his art studio in Bushwick and noticed astronauts on the wall. Drawings and ink paintings of...
View ArticleVice Blog: Jaden Smith - "Pumped Up Kicks (Like Me)"
Noisey's Thugrats column has been profiling for some of the coolest young rappers around, but today they've struck gold with the discovery of 14-year old rapper Jaden Smith and his music video “Pumped...
View ArticleNoisey: Cute Kids Moshing to Black Flag
In maybe the best You Review yet, we gave little kids "beer" and taught them how to smash the state and circle the pit. For some more cuteness check out: Cute Kids Reviewing Skrillex Cute Kids...
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