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Anne of Green Gables Is Now Totally Boneable
This is what Anne looks like on the new cover. Anne of Green Gables should not be jerk-off fodder, but here we are. The new book jacket of Anne of Green Gables has been causing a stir among fans of...
View ArticlePeople Who Just Had Sex: Jinks and Money
Jinks likes big women. Good thing he's with Money, a lovely BBW who's really only been with one dude—Jinks. We waited outside the bedroom while they enjoyed each other for a while, and then...
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Hey Homophobes, Stop Calling Individuals "Organizations" to Make Yourselves...
On Wednesday, a coalition of over 40 homophobic hate groups got together to run an ad in USA Today urging the Boy Scouts of America to continue discriminating against gay people. (I'm not sure if...
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Portland's Wildfang Wants to Clothe Hot Tomboys
Nestled closely to that reindeer Portland sign you see at the opening credits of Portlandia are the offices for the newest clothing collection you were destined to love: Wildfang. Why? Because their...
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Sorry Guys, Americans Love Obama’s Killer Drones
Illustration by Alex Cook Right now, as you’re reading this, American remote-controlled planes are flying over mountains and deserts in the Middle East, occasionally firing missiles at people who—in...
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Greg Palast: Hugo Chavez Told Me He Won't Sell Oil to the Kochs
Greg Palast is a New York Times bestselling author and fearless investigative journalist whose reports appear on BBC Television Newsnight and in The Guardian. Palast eats the rich and spits them out....
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We Saw This: Church Whip
Last night Brooklyn hosted a ripper of a show. I expected tension to be in the air because of embattled state of headliners Church Whip, but I was met with a refreshing air of resilience and...
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VICE's New York Fashion Week Photo Blog
New York Fashion Week is a peculiar happening filled with angry PR people, overworked baristas, poor people masquerading as the rich, and rich people masquerading as the poor. Basically, it's a...
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Question of the Day: What Kind of Underwear Are You Wearing Right Now?
If you're like a lot of people, the area of your life you have the most control over is what kind of undergarments you wear. You might have to do some awful job for eight hours a day, you may be...
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Cry-Baby of the Week
Cry-Baby #1: Kelly Hoggarth (via) The incident: A woman found part of a tomato in her Pot Noodle. The appropriate response: Maybe making some kind of comment along the lines of "Woah, did you know...
View ArticleThese Boots Are Made for... Torturing Animals
I have the unfortunate habit of reacting badly to negative stimuli. Well, more accurately, I react badly to all forms of stimuli. I cry when under the influence of narcotics, have irrational panic...
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The Stupor Bowl: America’s Drunkest Bike Race
A Stupor Bowl-er takes a breather. Photo by Erica Nicole If you said to a normal person, “Hey, let’s get on our bikes and race in freezing weather, and drink heavily while we do it!” he would probably...
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VICE Shorts: I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: 'Spider'
Last week VICE debuted the short film Bear by Nash Edgerton, so this week I'd like to highlight its predecessor, Spider. Spider follows the well-intentioned Jack, played by Edgerton, who is always on...
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'Bang with Friends' Won't Revolutionize the Way We Get Laid
Have you ever spent a Friday night at home in bed, laptop on your knees, the sickly blue glow from the screen illuminating the room just enough to make the whole scene really, really creepy? Do you...
View ArticleThe Creators Project: Aphex Twin's Remote Orchestra
One of electronic music's most-lauded entities unveils his three-part performance piece, exploring a bold new direction in sound. Read more about what Aphex Twin has been up to over at The Creators...
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Obseshes: Boys Are Dogs and Girls Are Cats
Hey Upper East Siders. Here are my obseshes for this week. MEAT In the hierarchy of meat, chicken dekes in and out of position in this counterintuitive and culturally unresolved way. Like,...
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The Mercy Rule: National Shouting Day
There are different degrees and ways and reasons to watch sports. Watch professional athletes, and you’ll see the best players in the world do the thing that they’re best at, which is reason enough....
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Question of the Day: What Did You Eat Today?
You may have seen those rare photos of models "scarfing" down spaghetti and cake, but no one has ever watched a human clothes hanger chow down in real life. How do the waifs nourish themselves to...
View ArticleGetting Fresh with Wilbert: Live Stream the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall...
It's not easy living in the flyover states when you have a passion for fashion. Trust me, I know. When I was living in Ohio, I had to drive 25 minutes in the snow just to nab a tattered back issue...
View ArticleTaji's Mahal – Talking with Clayton Patterson About the Lower East Side
For this week's Mahal, I headed over to St. Mark's Bookshop, for the release of Clayton Patterson's new book, Jews: A People's History of the Lower East Side. Locals, Jim Feast, Chris Brandt, and...
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