2012 in Cocktails: Potato Jesus Sangria
Introducing the Potato Jesus Sangria. A cocktail for anyone who falls to the compulsion to make use of a paintbrush and their distinct lack of skill to botch a timeless, and once priceless, piece of...
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Men Are Victims of Workplace Sexual Harassment, Too
A friend of mine works at a shipping warehouse in Northern Georgia, and for five years now, he’s been telling me stories about an older male coworker who asks him unsolicited questions about his...
View ArticleGround Zero: Syria - The Free Syrian Army
During his time in Syria throughout much of 2012, videographer Robert KIng followed Aleppo's Al-Tawhid Brigade as he dodged bullets and rocket fire to learn more about the largest brigade of the Free...
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Girl News: The Girl Year in Review
Hey y’alls, so, this is the last “Girl News” (Ever? Maybe? Maybe not ever. I don’t know. Do you know?), because I QUITTED. Instead, I’m going to do a thing called “Currently Obsessed.” Or maybe...
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Tubesteak: Hey Straight People, You're Using Sex Drugs Wrong
Photo via popperking.com The continued acceptance of gay men and lesbians by mainstream America is sort of a double-edged sword. Homosexuals can now serve in the military (everywhere), adopt children...
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Theft from Above
By now, we've probably all seen the instant viral sensation from Montréal "Golden Eagle Snatches Kid." We've also probably all come to the sobering realization that it is, in fact, a fake. The...
View Article2012 in Cocktails: The Flaming Mitt
In one of the more epic presidential races in living memory, Mitt Romney burned up spectacularly upon entry to the polls. It was painful to watch. We created the Flaming Mitt in his honour. 2012 In...
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An Etiquette Guide for Straight People in Gay Bars
One of the great things about the hottest club in any town these days is that gay people are welcome. But with acceptance comes responsibility, and over the years homosexual partiers, like a bunch of...
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Dogmageddon: Bah Humbug!
Here's the thing about the so-called War on Christmas: It actually is happening. But it's coming from the other side. The actual holiday of Christmas isn't really, and never has been, a celebration...
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Interviews with People Who Just Smoked DMT
Dimethyltryptamine is so hot right now. Ever since Enter the Void and DMT: The Spirit Molecule showed up on Netflix Instant, kids have been going gaga over this technology from another dimension. An...
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We Saw This: Sufjan Stevens' Christmas Sing-A-Long Seasonal Affective...
Without fail, there is one element to any potentially enjoyable situation that will supremely shit everything up. Can you guess what that element is? Humans. It's other humans. But even though my gf...
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More Eddy: A Christmas Thought: the President Is Godless
Last Sunday, at a high school in Newtown, Connecticut, President Obama gave one of the most extraordinary speeches of his presidency. In a room full of grieving family and friends of the victims, full...
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Kill the Engine: All I Want for Christmas
Truth be told, I want absolutely nothing for Christmas. I'd actually like to get rid of some crap in my life Vs. acquiring more stuff, but for the sake of this column I came up with a list of things...
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Darren Cullen Says Santa Is Stealing Jesus's Thunder
I first met the British artist Darren Cullen back in 2006, when he was handing out flyers in London for a fake holiday he’d created called Violence Week. “Fuck seeing a therapist,” he told me. “Save...
View Article2012 in Cocktails: The Rusty Nail Gun
2012 In Cocktails takes the biggest water-cooler events from the year that was and pours them into a nice cold glass. First up, the Rusty Nail Gun, a tough brew for a tough smack-down of a speech by...
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"Power of the Pussy" Takes You Behind the Pole at Magic City
The only experience I had with strippers before watching the Power of the Pussy was with this nasty drug-addled British performer named Debbie Dumpling, who had breast that looked like rotten...
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Shorties: The Westminster Dog Show... On Acid!
stuff THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW... ON ACID! By Jonathan Smith The Westminster Dog Show is a hellscape packed to the gills with Midwesterners and dogs who receive more attention and have better lives...
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The Loneliest Cowboy in the World
Photos by Peter Sutherland Faustino Barrientos has spent the greater part of his 81 years in complete solitude and isolation. Since 1965 he’s worked as a gaucho—the horse-riding ranchers and shepherds...
View ArticleFightland: The Ultimate Fighter's Passage to India
The Elite Football League of India launched this summer to yawning indifference from audiences in the sub-continent and curious derision from observers in the US. Importing American football—shoulder...
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Question of the Day: What Will Robots Be Doing in 50 Years?
A recent IBM report has shown that within five years computers will be able to smell, taste, and hear. What the fuck, right? If computers are going to be that advanced within half a decade, what are...
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