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Instagram Hates You
Instagram, probably with the weight of the $1 billion that Facebook gave it earlier this year sitting on its head, has finally figured out that it needs to make a lot of money, fast. With that need,...
View ArticleKnapsack Bartender: World's Strongest Everything
In this episode we join Jordan in La Paz, Bolivia, meeting a pair of female wrestlers (Cholitas) who like to beat each other up for the fun of it. He's also introduced to the world's strongest...
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Ask Mish: Escort Services and Sushi Dicks
I don’t mean to toot my own horn or anything, but I’m very good at giving my friends advice about sex, relationships, and general life fuck-ups. I know this, because they’ve told me. I’m the one who...
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Pen Pals: Thirstbuckets
Normally, I like to coin my own crackerisms and slang when it comes to describing indescribable prison behaviors, but I can’t improve on “thirstbucket.” In case you don’t know, that’s ghetto...
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Watching Internet Porn Will Kill Your Memory
Bad news, everyone. The greatest convenience the Internet has brought us, something our predecessors could never have imagined– 24/7 free porn at the click of a button–has been stained by science. Our...
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Young Americans: Part 6: Are We Too Divided About Politics?
In this latest installment of the eight-part series, we discover how our blue-states-versus-red-states approach to politics affects American nationalism.
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Can You Tell the Difference Between an NFL Player and a Car Crash Victim?
Every Sunday, hundreds of NFL players tape themselves up, strap their helmets on, and inject themselves with God knows what to keep their sculpted, swollen bodies from falling apart on the field. If...
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Popping the Marks: Being the Muslim at a Christmas Party
As a Muslim from a Christian family, Christmas has historically been complicated for me. Converting to Islam as a teenager, part of what I wanted from my religion was a new identity; the differences...
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We Just Acquired 'i-D' Magazine
Ah-hem, Ah-hem. [taps microphone] Ladies and gentlemen, may we have your attention, please. We have an important announcement. On December 18, 2012, VICE acquired the iconic style publication, i-D....
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At Long Last - My Pick for the Best Album of 2012
I've read all of your lists and picks and graphs for the best/worst/most bloated/most relevant albums of 2012, and have sat back, taking my time to drop this hot load of a selection. Please enjoy what...
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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath: Don't Touch Me
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE.com, though, it disappeared, so now we've dug it up. Enjoy. Hey, you...
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Diseases Are Smarter Than Our Meds
Here in the West, we’ve gotten used to having effective medications for common ailments available at our fingertips. The bad news is that many of these medicines will soon cease to work. This is...
View ArticleMake Friends with Albert Elm's Photos
When I was about 13 years old my family had to relocate from one part of Denmark to the other, because my dad got a new job. I was really happy for him, but I was also pretty bad at making new friends...
View ArticleArt Talk: Deedee Cheriel
VICE and the creators of Django Unchained selected three of the country’s most exciting and up-and-coming artists to hand-craft a series of limited-edition Creative Recreation sneakers inspired by the...
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Trying to Report on the Sandy Hook Shooting
The house where Adam Lanza, the perpetrator of the shootings, lived. What do you say about a dead six-year-old? I went to Newtown, Connecticut on Monday with that question foremost in my mind. Almost...
View ArticleVICE Meets: Sue Johanson Part 3
In the third and final part of the Sue Johanson interview, she talks with Kara Crabb about important things like dick sizes, vagina sizes, and the female orgasm. She also teaches Kara a valuable...
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It's Iranian Men
Julian wears: Stylist's hoodie, Topshop necklace, Varg shorts, and his own boots. Abdulla wears: Charlotte Valkeniers necklace (as headband), shirt from White Tent, Varg shorts. Alexandros wears:...
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My Week at Art Basel in 100 Photos
I read Jamie Lee Curtis Taete's report on how he went to Art Basel and "doesn't get art" and decided I should share my take. If you didn't read his blog, he talked about all the unimaginative and...
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E.T. Phone Drone
Humans haven't set foot on lunar soil in 30 years, which is pretty sad. But with the dawn of privatized space flight and exploration brightening up to what could be a blindingly cosmic high-noon,...
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