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The Great 'Superjail!' Impression Contest 2012
Well lookee what the mailman just plopped on our doorstep from the kind people over at Adult Swim. Yes, it is a glorious bundle of Superjail! swag, and we intend to give it all to you, you lucky...
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We Saw This: Paul Banks, Savages, and Alchemist
Paul Banks of Interpol is not a rapper, nor is he in an all-girl no wave band. But the other night, at the House of Vans, he followed Savages and opened for Action Bronson at Complex Magazine's...
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Photographing London's Little Worlds
Daniel Stier is a German photographer who's been living in London for the last 15 years and still hasn't stopped finding the portly African women in their taffetas fascinating. Inspired by them, he...
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The World of a Professional Naked Girl
About a month ago, I was daydreaming at work and a bunch of random memories flooded into my mind. One in particular was this flash of me and an ex-gf from long ago, hanging out in the living room of...
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Did the Red Sox Beat the Yankees?
This guy's arm hurts. The 2012 Boston Red Sox season was as disastrous as crashing your uninsured car into a bus filled with handicapped children, in a school zone, coked out, with a trunk full of...
View ArticlePopping the Marks: 'Law & Order: SVU' Sucks at Depicting Muslims
Last week’s Law & Order: SVU episode, “Acceptable Loss,” reminded me that if I want to see a TV drama treat Muslim characters as capable of full human complexity, cop shows might not be the best...
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Messed Up Books to Read While Wearing a Mask
Photo by Jonnie Craig It’s that time of year again when they start putting Halloween movies on TV and I start wondering when it became so hard to write compelling horror. A lot of what comes out now...
View ArticleWatch Action Bronson's New Video for "The Symbol"
Foodie rapper Action Bronson (AKA Ill Prosciutto, AKA Bam Bam Bigalow, AKA Bronsolino) is the newest addition to the VICE Records dynasty. We here at Noisey and VICE are psyched as hell, mostly...
View ArticleHi Shredability - Mavericks
It's been a while since we put out a Hi-Shred and when the opportunity came up to shoot an episode revolving around Mavericks I jumped at the chance. Not because I love to surf big waves, or feel...
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Chunklet to Go Go : The Theory of Rock Entropy
Every once in a while, usually when I’m driving my grilfriend’s car, I listen to the radio. I’ve burned her plenty of mix CDs, mostly for my own benefit, but she tends to ignore them and/or hide them...
View ArticleForeign Correspondents - A Hong Kong State Radio Reporter at CPAC
In this episode of Foreign Correspondents, Hong Kong State Radio reporter Ben Leung heads to the Conservative Political Action Conference convention in Denver to see what's what. China has a one-party...
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Question of the Day: What’s the Difference Between a Wrap and a Burrito?
Whoever came up with the idea of putting a tortilla around some meat or some cheese or whatever was a genius. You don't get the meat or cheese or sauce on your hands and you can eat the thing while...
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Horses, Bayonets, and the Sinking of Our Political Battle Ship at the Third...
All photos by Clark Allen “What time is it?” I asked Clark. “7:48.” “7:48?” I repeated. “7:48. Just enough time to finish these tallboys.” Just enough time, indeed. We sat on a curb in the Bywater...
View ArticleThe Family Man Responds
My friends and I grew up listening to Black Flag. A good number of my pals really idolised them for their ethos and work ethic and intensity or whatever. By age 14 we’d all read Get In The Van, and we...
View ArticleLegit Speed
Hunter S. Thompson once said, “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” If only he were alive today so a neuroscientist could have a look...
View ArticleMarshall Headphones: On the Road: Killing Cats and the Occult
In a bid to cover all angles of the metal world, Jesse heads to London. On day one he catches up with a roadie, a journalist, and a groupie. Malcolm Dome is probably the UK’s No. 1 metal journalist....
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Girl Eats Food: Apocalyptic Dinner For One
APOCALYPTIC DINNER FOR ONE - THE RECIPE What with the world ending in 2012 and all, it's time to start thinking about worst case scenarios, like "what the fuck do I eat in an apocalypse?" You're not...
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Here Are Some Movie Posters
Hey, here are some unreleased teaser posters for this new Bratt Pitt movie Killing Them Softly that comes out November 30. The YouTube page for the trailer says it's about a character named Jackie...
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King Kava: A Savage Journey into the Dark Heart of Brooklyn's Alt. Beverage...
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, 2012: The streets are overrun with alternative beverages. Normative modes of thirst quenching have been abolished. Dasani ingestion is a criminal offense. To be heard uttering...
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King Dude Is the King of Dudes
T.J. Cowgill, the guy who runs the clothing label Actual Pain, also performs music under the name King Dude. He’s the most optimistic, friendly Luciferian we know, a declaration made all the more...
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