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Regardless of the result of the upcoming presidential election, Barack Obama will be minted as one of America’s most important leaders. This won’t be due to his fiscal policy, murder of Osama Bin...
View ArticleMachine Gun Kelly Likes a Stiff Finger Up His Butt
Cleveland rapper Machine Gun Kelly—who just released his stellar debut album, Lace Up—is known for not giving a fuck and saying whatever the hell he wants. So we figured he'd be the perfect celebrity...
View ArticlePen Pals: The Good Ole Bad Ole Days
Once upon a time, I was a carefree kid living the American Dream: selling drugs, making money, and having fun partying hard. I wish I could say that old life was flambé lame and gone non-existent, so...
View ArticleMiss Jen's Music News Toots - Thee Oh Sees "Lupine Dominus" Video
San Francisco-based psych-garage rockers Thee Oh Sees just released a hot as fuck video for their new track “Lupine Dominus.” Translated that means something like “Wolf God.” Yes, Wolf God. Now I just...
View ArticleVoting for President Is Meaningless but Fun
In less than a month, it will finally be time to vote. After a presidential campaign that has gone on for basically the past two years, we’ll all get to go to the voting place, step behind the...
View ArticleThe Mercy Rule: Adopting October
Baseball is different in October, and not just because the games are played in colder weather and the Mets are nowhere to be seen. The sport being played so very slowly during baseball's postseason is...
View ArticleRevisiting Paul Ryan's Crazy-Ass Path to Prosperity Plan
Since vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan (aka the GOP’s “idea man”) debuted his plan for retooling the economy a few months ago, a whole slew of people have been debating whether it would save...
View ArticleKomp- Plaint Dept. A Tour of the Monuments of Salt Lake City: Robert...
Robert Smithson, Spiral Jetty (1970), Great Salt Lake, Utah, black rock, salt crystals, earth, 1,500 feet long, approx. 15 feet wide. All photos by Jason Metcalf unless otherwise noted. On Monday,...
View ArticleShorties: Nimrod Visits the Sartorialist
VICE's resident gadfly Nimrod Kamer went to London to mess with the Sartorialist, aka fashion blogger Scott Schuman. For some reason, Scott wasn't so psyched about the idea of Nimrod following him...
View ArticleRappers Love Black Diamonds. What Is a Black Diamond?
If you’ve been listening to a lot of rap music recently you’re probably aware that the latest must-have symbol of conspicuous consumption is jewelry made up of black diamonds. One recent afternoon I...
View ArticleProlate Spheroid Preview: Hot Young Stud Quarterbacks
It’s always questionable to draw broad trends from just a few weeks of early-season action, but fuck that—we’re looking at the best crop of young quarterbacks we’ve ever seen. Or at least if you’ve...
View ArticleQuestion of the Day: Do You Surf and Turf?
I noticed something yesterday about the battling mass of commuters on my way to work. While a zealous swarm of briefcased suits desperately trampled over each other to make the train, a sly current of...
View ArticleFashion Week Internationale: Rio Fashion Week Full Length
Charlet heads to the sexiest city in the world for Fashion Week and, taking the advice of 1980s Arnold Schwarzenegger, goes hunting for ass. She plays "spot the transsexual model" backstage at the...
View ArticleFashion Week Internationale: Caribbean Fashion Week Full Length
Charlet touches down in Kingston, Jamaica and gains an audience with Elephant Man, aka The Energy God, to find out why the dancehall girls cause the local men so many problems. She then explores the...
View ArticleYa Got Any Gum?
In a new column, Tech Support, we offer three high-tech solutions to an everyday ailment, each somewhat more sophisticated than the next, and all made possible by the magic of science and any extra...
View ArticleThe Kremlin Wants to Keep Kids Off Wi-Fi
As Russia prepares for a new SOPA-like Internet restriction law that comes into effect on Nov. 1, the country’s communications ministry has gone a step further towards ensuring that the web doesn’t...
View ArticleMarshall Headphones: On the Road: Ozzy's House and Hometown Sabbath Stories
Jesse takes a tour of Aston in the Midlands to track down the birthplace of his favourite band of all time, Black Sabbath. Tracing where they went to school, where they first rehearsed and Ozzy’s...
View ArticleRule Britannia: The British Wrestler Part 4
Fight Night. Grado looks to wrestling peer Wolfgang in the wake of his ICW debut, then finally gets his chance to show his worth to the fans and haters alike, against Red Lightning in the Championship...
View ArticleRule Britannia: The British Wrestler Full Length
A look at the raucous underground UK wrestling scene. We follow Grado, starry-eyed wrestling superfan turned semi-pro wrestler, as he gears up for the biggest night of his life: a title fight for...
View ArticleNobel, No Prize
In Henry Kissinger’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech he noted, “More than the achievement of peace, the [Peace Prize] symbolizes the quest for peace,” which is fair to note, given that Kissinger...
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