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Vice Blog: We Saw This: Angel Haze

Angel Haze is not a large person. This was the first thought that struck me while taking in her set at S.O.B.’s last night, lights flashing and smoke—both from fog machines and from kids puffing...

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VICE News: Butt Naked in Liberia

In the three years since VICE last spoke with Joshua Blahyi, aka General Butt Naked, his tribe has been targeted by the government and accused of disrupting Liberia's fragile calm. And though Blahyi...

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Vice Blog: Cry-Baby of the Week

It's Friday, which means it's time to binge on scaredy-cat buttmunches again! Cry-babies #1: Grand Island Schools (via) The incident: Some parents named their child "Hunter." The appropriate response:...

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Vice Blog: Pen Pals - Lockup Crackup

Con las mueblas en la mama bicho boca… I’ve taken to speaking jibber-jabber Spanglish about 50 percent of the time in here. I’m getting pretty good at it. This dorm environment is wearing me down....

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Vice Blog: How to Stop Worrying and Love Motorcycle Racing

The world famous Indianapolis Motor Speedway has a policy, possibly related to how world famous it is, against releasing official attendance figures for the events it hosts. Nevertheless, conventional...

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Vice Blog: Delicious with Mish Episode Four: Featuring Louise Burns

I know Louise Burns doesn’t like to think of herself as a veteran pop star, but in my eyes she is and that is very respectable. She’s also one of the most talented and beautiful women I know. Louise...

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Vice Blog: Date Night Is Hate Night

Going on date tonight? Why not read these stories from our friends in the UK about terrible dates and explode with nervous energy to save yourself the inevitable horror, dismay, and depression? The...

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Vice Blog: Boyle's Brains - Slapstick Reel of My Life

Born one week late, needed to be a cesarean section. Parents joked that I didn’t want to be born. Received a 9/10 on some kind of “Healthy Baby” rating scale. Doctor deducted one point because I...

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Motherboard: Justin Warner Makes a Salad for the Apocalypse

Justin Warner is a Food Network Star who's been getting the attention of New York’s trendy (if capricious) tastebuds from his Bed Stuy, Brooklyn, restaurant Do or Dine. The restaurant’s DIY aesthetic,...

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Vice Blog: I Can't Stop Rooting for Lousy Sports Teams and I Love It

In the last 15 years, my beloved San Diego Padres have made the playoffs three times. In 2005 and 2006 they barely finished above .500 but managed to win an embarrassingly bad NL West division. Both...

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Vice Blog: Don't Be a Soldier in the City

Shadowbox.init({ language: "en", players: ["html", "iframe", "img"] }); Anyone who has ever doubted VICE’s commitment to reporting on the major issues of our era will probably have a coronary as they...

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Vice Blog: Sidemouth - Ann Romney and I Are Going to Have an Adult Party

  I find this time of year very sexy. Everything is actually climaxing. All the flora are fully engorged and so, so riiiipe, abundant and ready to explode with their own sweet juices. Life, life,...

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Vice Blog: Combover: Jarble Jerble

Oy vey, I forgot! Another meeting!  Iain Morris: He’s the hot new Brit comedic auteur in town. You can’t go anywhere without hearing his name. He just finished coming off this hit British TV series,...

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Vice Blog: Adam Reposa: Lawyer, Lunatic

I hate to use unfair generalizations, but lawyers are, as a group, festering, money-grubbing piles of shit. Adam Reposa, a criminal defense attorney from Austin, Texas, is definitely in this category,...

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Vice Blog: Girl News - Girls and the Weekend

It’s not just the weekend, it’s the mega-weekend. (And haaaaai, while I was half-watching Paul Ryan deliver his oversized FedEx foam-packed box of lies at the Republican convention, my very first...

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Vice Blog: Summertime in England: A Monologue on Van Morrison

The only thing I love is the music. The rest of it is pure shit. The kind of shit that fame attracts is very dark. It’s very dark. I like the music. But that’s it. That’s it. -Van Morrison, in a 2009...

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Vice Blog: Lil Bub & Friendz: Teaser Trailer

Recognize this guy? It's Lil Bub, the cat from the internet that makes everybody go: “oooohhaawwwwwmygggggodddd” when they see her divine countenance. I have just discovered that if you walk around an...

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Vice Blog: What Do the Chairs Think About Clint Eastwood's Speech?

As you all probably know, Clint Eastwood, famous Hollywood movie guy and former mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, gave a rambling, confused speech at the Republican National Convention last...

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Vice Blog: A Season in Hell with Muuy Biien

  VICE: Is there any overarching aesthetic, moral principle, etc with regard to Muuy Biien?                                   Josh Evans: Yes. The answer is simple. Knowledge. Cross out the wicked....

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Vice Blog: I Watched Michele Bachmann Talk About Spinach on the Last Day of...

I hung around Tampa for a few days during the RNC and talked to a bunch of random people on the street. The two main things I take away from the whole experience are that Tampa residents were either...

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