Fresh Off the Boat: Miami - Part 2
Eddie links up with 2 Live Crew rapper Uncle Luke at Club Rol-Lexx in Opa-locka to taste what Luke thinks is the best BBQ in town. Guys come more for the food than the girls. After eating sauced up...
View ArticleVICE Premiere: Prism House's "Need You (Part I)"
Prism House is a Brooklyn-based electronic duo consisting of Brian Wenner (music/live electronics) and Matt O'Hare (live visuals). They formed in 2011 by O’Hare and Pia Blumenthal, while the two were...
View ArticleInfomerciless
I am watching television at four in the morning and a dozen women named things like Danni and Lyndsay and Monica are laughing at my penis. Not laughing in the way they might if my penis had a...
View ArticleLena Dunham Made Me a Feminist
Mere seconds after tweeting that my pitch to write this article was accepted, some random guy on Twitter had this to say to me: "Lena Dunham is the voice of a masturbatory, hyper-self & her...
View ArticleArt Talk: Philip Michael Wolfson
Philip Michael Wolfson is an architect from Philadelphia. He was Zaha Hadid's head of design for ten years and now runs his own studio where he works on sculptural pieces and interior architecture. In...
View ArticleOn the Good Ship Lollipoop
Media coverage of the Carnival Cruise ship Triumph’s recent ill-fated voyage, which ended in sewage-logged ignominy in Mobile, Alabama last week, says a lot about America’s state of mind. Passengers...
View ArticleSocial Work in the Tenderloin Will Kill Something Inside of You
The Tenderloin is widely acknowledged as the most hellish neighborhood in San Francisco. Out of the city's ten most violent crime plots, the Tenderloin is home to seven. Recent stats estimate the...
View ArticleA True G Alphabet Book
My friend Thelonious was consulted in the formulation of this alphabet. He lives in Oakland, CA and he is a true G. A – Ay, shut the fuck up. B – Where’s my money, B? C – C, I told U. D – 1. Dag: A...
View ArticleVICE Shorts: I'm Short Not Stupid Presents: 'The Ellington Kid'
The Ellington Kid is kind of based on a true story. Two kids meet up in a standard South London kebab shop and start to spin some urban-legend yarn about what happened to the eponymous kid. Its...
View ArticleI Had Romance Sex at Kate's Lazy Meadow
I was originally going to title this "One More Year of Doing Cooler Things Than You" but I feel a little less annoying today than I do on most other days. So as we all know, last Thursday was...
View ArticleWe saw the Dead C and HTRK at I’ll Be Your Mirror
The boutique music festival ATP happened this weekend and while you can’t argue that it wasn't a million times more pleasant than the Cronulla Riots with bands that is larger festivals like Big Day...
View ArticleHow to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina
It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff on to a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important,...
View ArticleNocturnal Submissions: Fuck the Police
Scot Sothern is a Los Angeles-based photographer and a big prostitute fan. Over the past two decades Scot has slept with and/or photographed a plethora of LA's sex workers. His photos have been widely...
View ArticleRace Face
What can we tell about a person from his or her face? Quite a bit, it seems. Psychological experiments since the turn of the millennium have indicated we do a good job judging people's sexual...
View ArticleThe Asteroid Flyby and Russian Meteorite Conspiracy Theories Are Terrible
For astronomers, February 15 was a rather exciting day: we were buzzed by asteroid DA14 and had an unexpected visit from a meteorite over Russia. The internet, broadly speaking, took a more...
View ArticleWe Saw This: Night Spa
When I told my editor that the people behind the Turrbotax parties that regularly provide weird Brooklyn club kids with a place to assemble and look cool were throwing a party at a spa that was to...
View ArticlePowder and Rails: US Open - Part 3
The Burton US Open's 30th birthday party kicks off with the Washed Up Cup, where past US Open competitors relive their glory days by getting boozy and trying to survive an icy slalom run. After...
View ArticleImplications of the Horse Meat Scandal
I don’t recall the exact wording of the note. It was tacked on a corkboard, obscured by notices and fliers, in a basement corridor of Otis Art School, when Otis was in the Wilshire District. Sheree...
View ArticleAnarchy in Hip-Hop
Photo by Steve Robertson Hip-hop and punk were born at about the same time (the late 70s), in the same place (New York City), with the same rebellious and aggressive spirit; however, their fashion...
View ArticleWait, Are These Taxi Drivers Sleeping or Dead?
I don't know if driving a taxi constitutes a high-risk job, but that's what came to mind when I arrived in Mumbai. The city is full of parked cars, in which the drivers lie not moving a...
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