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VICE Shorts: I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: 'Dance Music Now'
I don't give a shit about the dance-music scene. Dance clubs are miserably hot, the people who like them are obnoxious peacocks, and the bass-heavy music that plays inside them seems to be better at...
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Why Does Anyone Watch Baseball?
Harry Cheadle: Hey Ben, I think baseball is starting up again soon. I have no real way of knowing this for sure because I don’t watch the games or pay attention to the box scores, at least not...
View ArticleWe Partied with Juelz Santana and the ATL Twins at Our Fashion Issue Release...
This week, our annual Fashion Issue hit the stands and we couldn't be prouder. The cover features Snoop Lion shot by Terry Richardson and shoots by Richard Kern, Olivia Bee, Ben Ritter, and many more....
View ArticlePeople Who Just Had Sex: Mike and Ebone
After Ebone blew Mike in his loft bed, they finshed each other off in the shower because Ebone was on her thing and didn't want to make a mess. Mike's a big fan of butt play, and, little by little,...
View ArticleA Meteor Exploded Above Russia This Morning
While the world waits for an asteroid large enough to destroy a city to graze the orbits of our television satellites, citizens of central Russia were greeted early this morning by a more mortality...
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Carnival Day in Naples's Mafia-Run Slums
In the notorious district of Scampia in northern Naples, drug and arms wars rage wildly, and clan bosses reign supreme. A forgotten, crumbling slum in the heart of Western Europe, the region is...
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The Insane World of Russian Dash-Cam Videos
By now, you've probably seen the YouTube videos of the first horseman of the apocalypse spectacular meteor passing through Earth's atmosphere above the Ural Mountains, lighting up the sky, injuring...
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The Mysterious and Depressing Case of Prisoner X
The grave of Ben Zygier, Israel's "Prisoner X." On Tuesday morning, the Australian news network ABC broadcast a story revealing the identity of the mysterious “Prisoner X,” who died in solitary...
View ArticleFresh Off the Boat: Miami - Part 1
We catch a ride on the Bangbus for a drive through Hialeah, Florida with porn star Jada Stevens. Eddie takes Jada to the restaurant Morro Castle for his favorite fritas before witnessing her make a...
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Obama Wants to Kill the Penny and So Should You
Yesterday, in a follow-up to his State of the Union address, Obama went on Google+ to do a “hangout” where he answered questions from a panel of bloggers and “ordinary Americans” because he is a Hip...
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What Really Happened in Russia This Morning?
As you've probably heard already because you're bound to have at least one friend on Facebook or IRL who's constantly freaking out about conspiracies and the imminent end of the world and collapse of...
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Romanian Prison Vogues
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this article from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. Unfortunately, when we moved to VICE.com it disappeared, so now we've dug it up. Enjoy. For...
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Fashion Week Sucks Balls
Thanks to my job, I've been going to various fashion weeks for a few years now. Usually, when friends find out I'm going, they start begging for invites and guest-list spots for parties and free...
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Obseshes: Vin Diesel's Cream-Colored Long Johns
Let’s get started with some mini-obseshes and then move on to bigger ones. What can I say except something “something something multitudes”? BIRDS Are so gross! No offense to birds but ew. DRAKE His...
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Rubbing One Out with a Roommate
I’m broke and I live in New York City, so having no privacy or personal space comes with the territory. But getting sneezed on by a bum or having some dude’s boner involuntarily pressed against my...
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Talkin''Bout the Boards: My Best Valentine's Day Was at a Strip Club
Dear Vicers, Each week I scour the comments sections looking for the dumbest of the dumb, and then I commemorate them with little cartoons that I draw. Scroll down and you'll get to see some of them....
View ArticleTaji's Mahal: Erotic Images by Robert Zash
For this week's Mahal, Vito Fun invited us to Robert Zash's Valentine's Day showing of his erotic images. It was a one-night only event, jam packed with beautifully lit photographs, colorful collages,...
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Cry-Baby of the Week
Cry-Baby #1: Diana Medley (via.) The incident: A school prom was organized and gay students who attend the school were invited. The appropriate response: Nothing. The actual response: A special...
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We Saw This: Psychic Ills
Like a sack of Jawbreakers, the powder slammed my thighs heavy to the couch while a light throng of patrons lounged alongside me in the Bowery Ballroom's lobby. A so-called historic blizzard was...
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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath: People Are Awful at Suicide
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE.com, though, it disappeared, so now we've dug it up. Enjoy. Hey, you...
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