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Three Gothic Tales from Austin, Texas
Photo via hotelchatter.com The Hotel San Jose “I’ve stayed in this hotel at least 15 times. Trust me, you’ll love it.” Clancy had shown me the video tour of our suite at the San Jose Hotel. It looked...
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Fragrant Rich-Lady Weave Spray—A Head-to-Toe Love Situation to Beyoncé
Everyone and their everyone is writing something on the internet about Beyoncé today, because we all became physically and emotionally aroused by her halftime performance at the BeyoncéBowl yesterday...
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Question of the Day: What Did You Eat During the Super Bowl?
The Super Bowl. For the coaches and the players on the field, it is the pinnacle of their careers. For big food companies, it's the best night to peddle edibles that no one should be allowed to eat....
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A J-Pop Star Had a Head-Shaving Freakout Because She Has a Boyfriend
J-pop star Minami Minegishi—a senior member of 80-strong girl-group sensation AKB48—recently brought the "shave your head and make a hysterical apology on the internet" brand of freakout to Japan....
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How the Hell Did Zimbabwe End Up with Just $217 in the Bank?
Left to right: Tendai Biti, Morgan Tsvangirai, Joice Mujuru, Robert Mugabe Last week, the Zimbabwean government announced that after paying public workers’ salaries, its bank balance is sitting at a...
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What Is Obscene?
Recently, a printing house refused to print a novel set to be published by Tyrant Books because they found it obscene, which seems extremely lame. There are still such things as “obscene” books? I...
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Question of the Day: Would You Eat a Family Member to Survive?
Kim Jong Un surveying his nation's famine. North Korea may have become trivialized to within a millimeter of even being believable as a real place that exists, and sometimes those jokes are funny—as...
View ArticleKetel One: Tom Rachlin - Clean Water Reserve
Everyday, water is wasted as faucets run while we wait for the water to heat up or cool down. Tom Rachlin's Clean Water Reserve detects "unused" versus "used" water with pressure pads in showers and...
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China's Self-Sustaining Man Is Cyberpunk in Real Life
He runs a custom electronics manufacturing outfit from his living room, grows organic vegetables in his garden, and even raises chickens and pigeons on his roof. It’s the kind of self-sufficiency that...
View ArticleJohn Safran Sets us Straight on Australia's Super Sabbath Election Clash
It’s cool Australia. Last week’s scheduling of the 2013 federal election is absolutely not a Labor-led anti-Semitic conspiracy. Yes, it falls on Yom Kippur, one of holiest days in the Jewish calendar,...
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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath: The Perfect Vagina
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE.com, though, it disappeared, so now we've dug it up. Enjoy. Hey, you...
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein: How to Keep It Chillin' When Visitin' a...
Karl Welzein is the President and CEO of Bad Boy City, USA. Follow him @DadBoner. ’Sup. Name’s Karl Welzein, comin’ atcha live and direct from Grand Blanc, MI. Caught some pretty nasty D from a...
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America's Rules for Drone-Killing Americans Is More Torturous Than America...
It's already been a very intriguing week in war news. It all started when a group of 11 senators from both sides of the aisle sent President Obama a very simple request. They wanted to see "any and...
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Nocturnal Submissions: Close to the Goodyear Blimp
Scot Sothern is a Los Angeles-based photographer and a big prostitute fan. Over the past two decades Scot has slept with and/or photographed a plethora of LA's sex workers. His photos have been widely...
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How to Make a Game in 2013: Go Make a Game
Over the past few weeks I’ve been talking a lot about how to make a game this year. All over the indie scene and across the game industry writ large, people are getting more and more excited over the...
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We Went to the Alan Border Medal Presentation Because Someone Invited Us
Everyday we arrive at work to inboxes full of invitations from public relations people who don’t really know what we do. They can be anything from the launch of a new brand of mocassin, to the latest...
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Your Introduction to Pay-Per-View Piranha Capital Punishment
In a controversial move, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice will be implementing a new form of capital punishment. Sometime later this year they will begin executing their inmates on death row...
View ArticleIs Gerry Johansson the World's Most Antisocial Photographer?
One of Sweden's most acclaimed photographers, Gerry Johansson takes photos of places created by people, but only when they're totally empty. It might sound kind of lonely, but if you like to imagine...
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I Went to the Playboy Mansion (and It Was Kinda Depressing)
A couple of weeks ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion for a screening of that new Jennifer Lopez/Jason Statham movie, Parker. I don't usually go to press screenings because it's much easier to...
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Gossipy PDF of the Arts 'American Intrigue' Provokes and Intrigues
You may remember Adam Humphreys, the New York-based filmmaker who brought us the films Franz Otto Ultimate High Baller (2010) and Shitty Youth (2012), a film concerning “an impossible shithead who may...
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