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Censorship Protests Are Erupting in China Because No One Likes to Drink Toxic...
Last Saturday in Handan, a city of 1.3 million people in northern China, the water just turned off. The local government made the quick decision after a chemical leak that had occurred upstream five...
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Reasons Why It's Super Easy to Get Laid on Tour
KISS, just a totally normal, representative sample of Rock 'N' Roll sex-havers. Yesterday, the esteemed Noisey overlord Ben Shapiro posted a piece about why, despite the common cum-drenched perception...
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Magickal Stories: Brian Butler Conjures the Demon Bartzabel
Photos by Luke Gilford I had the good sense to arrive early and avoid the mob. The line outside L & M Arts in Venice, California, stretched along two city blocks and showed no signs of moving. A...
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Strange News from the North: Christmas Riots, Mums Ripping Assholes, and...
It was the most wonderful time of the year. Good tidings and good cheer spread across the Northern Territory over the Christmas season, along with alcohol-fuelled riots. Rocks, bottles and iron bars...
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Tubesteak: How to Suck an Uncut Cock
There comes a moment in every American cocksucker’s (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk....
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Pro Juice
When baseball writers cast their votes for the baseball Hall of Fame this year, they failed to elect a single player—the first time that has happened since 1996, according to ESPN, and just the second...
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E-Cigars Are Real
Wandering through the back alleys of CES, wading through the fringes of toy robots and solar phone chargers (this is the place where the USB humping dog was likely born), I found something that struck...
View ArticleFightland Show: MMA in Jordan
In Jordan's capital city of Amman, Palestinian refugee and Brazilian jiu-jitsu master Samy Al-Jamy teaches Jordanians and Muslim seekers from around the world the secrets of mixed martial arts. Here's...
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The Seattle Sonics’ Fate Is in the Hands of the Oligarchs
Photo courtesy Jeremy Repanich As usual, it’s the rich guys who decide things. Yesterday, rumors began circulating that the Sacramento Kings basketball team was about to be sold to a group of...
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VICE Premiere: Art Vandelay's "Eye 8 the Crow/So What?" Video
Art Vandelay is a Seattle based duo whose name will only ever make me think of Seinfeld. This video is a two parter for the songs "Eye 8 the Crow" and "So What?" Both are off of their album, Eye 8...
View ArticleThe Little Lion: Syria’s 11-Year-Old Killing Machine
Mohammed Afar is 11 years old. The modified AK-47 assault rifle he carries stretches to nearly two-thirds his height. Over the top of his faded yellow jacket a Free Syrian Army vest holds three extra...
View ArticleNorth Korea Is Frighteningly Boring
Last November, Maxime Delvaux went to North Korea, which isn't easy for a photographer. He entered as a tourist with a permanent guide and driver. Like most visitors to the hermit kingdom, he was only...
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What Exactly Is Idle No More?
Idle No More Protestors in a Saskatoon mall. In an era where the streets of Athens seem to be permanently burning, senseless partisanship nearly sent America off the fiscal cliff, and a delicate...
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I Am Brimming With Enthusiasm!!!!!
We assigned Ben Johnson the task of writing about what it is about people that makes them feel like an excessive use of exclamation points makes whatever they're writing seem more "nice." Here's what...
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Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #79
Dear Comic Book Likers, My New Year's resolution was to review all the comics that have piled up in my kitchen, around my bedroom, and in my bathroom. I owe it to the comic artists and publishers who...
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Here Are Your Best Picture Nominees
Amour Two old married people face the fact that even true love won’t save them from death. I think they both die in the end; one from a blood clot, the other from loneliness. I didn’t see this movie...
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Cry-Baby of the Week
It's time once again to name-and-shame some sad grumpy-pants: Cry-Baby #1 - Daniel Collins Jr. (via) The incident: Someone farted. The appropriate response: Either laughing or being quietly repulsed....
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British Private School Kids Are Getting High on Butane in Dubai
Confiscated butane canisters and "spice mix" – a synthetic cannabis – paraphernalia. Remember being 15, not being able to buy weed, and getting turned down at every bodega you tried to buy beer at...
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Delicious with Mish Episode Twelve: Featuring Alice Bag of the Bags
I really like Alice Bag, even more so now that I have gotten to know her. I always knew who she was: The lead singer of influential Los Angeles 1970’s punk band the Bags. I remember discovering the...
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The King of Women Fighters
Before he watched Amanda Nunes first step into a Strikeforce cage on a chilly winter night in Tennessee in 2011 and lay out the woman across from her in 14 seconds, Chris Vender just knew her as the...
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