Prolate Spheroid Preview: RGIII Is Number I in Our Hearts
Football isn’t a game for individuals. It’s all about systems, formations, efficiency, the bloodless execution of game plans. The players are mostly anonymous behind their masks and pads, and their...
View ArticleSiberia's Most Depressing Town Is Actually Quite Nice
Semipalatinsk, or “Semey,” as it was recently renamed, is a town in Kazakh Siberia so desolate that being sentenced to exile there was thought to be one of the cruelest penalties the Soviet Union...
View ArticleDissecting the Internet
When Syd the Kid and Matt Martians of Odd Future opted to form The Internet, they had no idea that people would be so into it. They still don’t really understand it, even as their second project, Feel...
View ArticleFringes: Bush League Rebels
travel Bush League Rebels A PERPLEXING SURVEY OF THE CONGO’S MYRIAD RESISTANCE GROUPS By Joe Stramowski The dreaded National Police pose for our cameras in Dungu. UPDATE: On November 20, 2012, the...
View ArticleCleaning Out Sheds with the Merry Pranksters' Ken Babbs
Photos by Chad Huniu I was about an hour into my interview with Merry Prankster elder statesman Ken Babbs when he suddenly jumped up and announced that we needed to have an “outside adventure.” This...
View ArticleThe Death of the Rock Star - Everyone's Sober Now
The old cliché of “sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll” is dead. Ok, if not completely dead, it’s in the process of taking its last, sad breath. The mysticism that once surrounded the “rock star” has...
View ArticleI Sold My Used Panties for Heroin
All photos courtesy of the author. These are some of the images she would send to her potential customers. I started using heroin when I was 16 years old. I had played with every other drug at my...
View ArticleTrying to Understand the English Gays at Oxford
An imagined version of English gay life from Brideshead Revisited. I come from glorified Canadian-Australian trailer trash in the Casey Anthony State, which means I hang Lindsay Lohan pictorials above...
View ArticleSports Epiphany: It's Just Guys Running Around
It’s easy to lose sight of the degree to which sports are barely a thing. It’s guys running around. When enough people pay enough money to see some particular guys running around and this continues...
View ArticleFringes: BREAKING: Exclusive Footage of John McAfee Detained in Guatemala
About an hour ago John McAfee was picked up by the Guatemala special police task force for questioning about his illegal entry into the country. His lawyer, Mr. Guerra, accompanied him to Emigrason...
View ArticleAnonymous Is Trying to Destroy 'The Most Hated Man on the Internet'
Remember that time I interviewed revenge-porn king and self-styled "most hated man on the internet," Hunter Moore? Well, karma might be coming around to bite him in the ass pretty soon. A couple of...
View ArticleMotherboard: Oscar Niemeyer 101
In the 1950s, Brazil decided it would be a perfectly reasonable idea to move the capital to the center of the country’s interior plateau (read: nowhere). To facilitate this sensible endeavor they...
View ArticlePolitical Commentators I'd Like Morrissey to Write a Song About
[Photoshop By Charlie Ambler] James Carville Song Title: “In The Lair of the Lizard King” This is the smoky, rough-and-tumble rocker. Lots of strings, maybe a vaguely rootsy vibe. It’s a character...
View ArticleI Had Tea With Gaddafi's Killer
The author (far right) with Gaddafi's killer (next to him, with the bald head and keffiyeh). The day I met Gaddafi’s killer had already been a headfuck. Through our own stupidity, we’d driven into the...
View ArticlePorn's Good Guy: A Chat With James Deen
James Deen, with his well-documented boyish good looks, has skyrocketed to stardom in a recent role in a film written by Bret Easton Ellis and a lengthy profile in GQ. Many porn stars have risen to...
View ArticleSnoop Lion's 'Reincarnated' Documentary Has a New Trailer
Snoop Dogg went to Jamaica last year on a spiritual journey and ended up changing his name to Snoop Lion, immersing himself in Rastafari culture, and recording a reggae album—a long way from being one...
View ArticleRichard Kern's Films Are Still Shocking as Hell
If you know VICE, you know Richard Kern. He's been taking picture of young, supple women not wearing clothes for us (and a myriad of others, as well as for his own fine art) for years. Hell, he even...
View ArticleThe Government Wants to Stop This Guy from Boning His Dog
Michael Kiok with his dog/sexual partner. Having sex with animals really isn't as niche or illegal as you might have expected (or hoped for the last time you watched our Colombian donkey fucking...
View ArticleFlasher Photography
Dress from MEAT, coat from Absolute Vintage (used throughout) Dress from American Apparel, choker and boots model's own Dress from MEAT Top from American Apparel, lunch model's own Bodysuit from...
View ArticleThe Mercy Rule: The Pelicans’ Grief
The important thing to remember, and maybe the only thing you need to remember, in any conversation about goofy or inappropriate sports team names is this: There is a NBA team called the Utah Jazz....
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