Verbal Paintings of Cartoon Dogs Sexting
Patricia Lockwood has a brain seemingly designed to blow up Twitter. Her feed is full of cartoon tween j/o bait and hyper-fantasy sexy stuff like “I am a living male turtleneck. You are an art teacher...
View ArticleKatie Got Bandz Explains What It Means to Call a Fool an "Opp"
So last week Young Money third-stringer Mack Maine got into some sort of tussle with Chief Keef affiliate Tadoe, who’s best known for holding guns in Keef’s videos and getting pranked on video by his...
View ArticleDogmageddon: The Half-Man's Dilemma
Consider the plight of Angus T. Jones. Just think about the various changes your body went through between the ages ten and 19. Now imagine that period being beamed into the homes of millions of...
View ArticleQuestion of the Day: What's Corrupting the Youth of Today?
Clearly kids today are no good. Just wander the streets of any major city and you’ll see teens and tweens and whatnot using incomprehensible slang and disturbing the peace. “Rap music!” the kids of...
View ArticleMore Than Assholes
I'm pretty sure I've given above-average effort in the online comforting of others. That's probably a bold, overly-hopeful claim, but (if true) this almost certainly has more to do with with where I...
View ArticleThe Creators Project: Nosaj Thing - "Eclipse/Blue"
Japanese artist and producer Daito Manabe teamed up with California-based musician and producer Nosaj Thing to conceive and direct the music video for "Eclipse/Blue," a track off Nosaj Thing’s...
View ArticleThere Is No We in Nintendo's Wii U
As holiday shopping madness hits full stride, one longstanding entertainment powerhouse seems to have taken a backseat. Since launching in North America on Nov. 18, marking the release of Nintendo’s...
View ArticleJohn McAfee Update: Quite Frankly We Don't Know What the Fuck Is Going On
The John McAfee saga is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. We love the feedback.
View ArticleSamsung GALAXY Camera "Life's A Photo": Is London the Most Photogenic City?
Samsung gave the new GALAXY Camera to 32 photographers to prove that their city is the most photogenic in the world. In part 1, Samsung heads to London to meet Jiri Siftar. He loves capturing images...
View ArticleWatch 5 Hours of Airplane Takeoffs in 30 Seconds
After photographer Cy Kuckenbacker saw the above photo posted over at the PetaPixel blog—a composite shot of a day's worth of airplane takeoffs at a single airport—he set out to recreate the effect on...
View ArticleHow Was Your Weekend?: Ash Kerr
Did your Saturday or Sunday involve unsavoury family members and greasy, uncatchable swine? If not, Melbourne photographer Ash Kerr of Dear Patti Smith Gallery in Fitzroy has you beat.
View ArticleCombover: The October War
“At times one must make time for personal projects.” I think the Torah says that. Or maybe I thought it up. I don’t know. And I don’t need to know. Who really cares who thought what up? It’s a matter...
View ArticleNever Pitch Any of These Things to Us Again
ILLUSTRATIONS BY CRAIG ‘QUESTIONS’ SCOTT We receive lots of pitches here at VICE and roughly 75 percent of them are the things featured on the following list. So, just to be clear: We know that all of...
View ArticleTalking to Bryan Ferry About How He Controlled Our Brains, Minds, and Libidos
This video was originally published by Noisey. In his new series for Noisey, music writer and hero, John Doran, interviews the masters of British music. These people, in his words, "have exerted a...
View ArticleKitty Pryde and Jelz Much Team Up to Make Lesbian Daddy
From time to time, I'll get sent something from a publicist that I don't even have to think twice about fucking with. When a message landed in my inbox last night containing the subject "Lesbian...
View ArticleJohn McAfee Is in Guatemala City and He Just Hired the Best Lawyer in the...
Photo by Robert King This morning I had a delicious breakfast of crepes and fresh fruit with John McAfee and his 20-year-old Belizean girlfriend, Sam Vanegas, at a luxurious resort in Guatemala City....
View ArticleEverything You Wanted to Know About the UK Drugs Scene
After 40 years of fighting the war on drugs, most of the facts have been buried in a nuclear bunker of complete bullshit, so pretty much the only way of getting some rational, adult information about...
View ArticleShorties: All Around Losing - Stand-Up Comedy Is HARD
In this episode of All Around Losing, Harry attempts to follow in the footsteps of Louis CK and other schmucks-turned-comedy-idols by trying to become a stand-up comic. He starts at the very, very...
View ArticleDick Dale: King of Surf Rock Guitar, Evolver of Volume, Sayer of Many Words
During the late 50s, Dick Dale staked claim to a guitar sound in Balboa, CA that became synonymous with surf culture. He became known as the King of Surf Rock Guitar. The sound is distorted with a...
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