Vigilantes Are Tagging Egypt's Sexual Harassers with Spray Paint
Despite worldwide publicity and campaigning, the approach to actually solving the sexual harassment epidemic in Egypt has sadly been a pretty apathetic one, with police giving less than a gram of shit...
View ArticleFringes: Taxidermy Babe
After meeting Divya at a party in Brooklyn, we assumed she was into artisinal pickles and free-range tempeh. Turns out, killing animals and stuffing them is more her thing. We decided to go to the...
View ArticleThe Revolution Begins on Thurzday
Twenty years ago, the Los Angeles riots happened as the aftershock of the Rodney King beating in 1991 – where a year later King’s uniformed aggressors were acquitted despite being caught on video...
View ArticleGaza Is Plunged into War, Again
Palestinians gather around the morgue where Jabari's body was taken. As night fell on Wednesday, Gaza was once again plunged into war as Israeli fighter jets hit a number of targets in the small strip...
View ArticleProlate Spheroid Preview: J! E! T! S! Mess Mess Mess!
Some football teams are bad. That’s normal. Some teams are bad for a really long time, to the point where their badness is the only thing non-fans can remember about them—what can anyone say about the...
View ArticleIn the Catskills, Russian Music Plays You
Photo by Vanda Medvedovskaya Back in May, a friend offered me a ticket to KSP, the largest Russian music festival on the East Coast. I accepted, but didn’t anticipate the shitshow that followed. For...
View ArticleAction Bronson and the Alchemist's Mixtape, 'Rare Chandeliers' Is Up on Noisey!
Art by: Johnny Sampson. Animation by: Daniel Gonzalez "Lost In Sound Studio" No matter which way you look at it, it's a really good time to be a fan of hip-hop in New York. It seems like there's as...
View ArticleQuestion of the Day: Is It Normal to Send Dirty Sex Emails?
Everyone knows all about the Petraeus scandal by now, right? The CIA director banging his biographer, the beautiful-but-nuts Tampa socialite twins, the FBI agent who sent the shirtless photos, the...
View ArticleWe Just Spoke to People in Israel and Palestine About the Gaza Crisis
Security forces from the Palestinian Authority look on as Palestinians protest the Israeli bombing of Gaza. The crowd gathered in Qalandia, the main checkpoint for people looking to pass from the West...
View ArticleFightland Show: Fightland Meets Tom Lawlor
We went to Providence, Rhode Island, and a bunch of suburbs south of Boston that all sound the same to hang out with UFC middleweight fighter Tom Lawlor. The experience was a mix of hamburgers,...
View ArticleVisiting the Art Exhibits in Torbjørn Rødland's Dreams
Torbjørn Rødland is a weird dude. I mean that in the best way possible, as his weirdness manifests itself in brilliant and subversive photographs that twist our perceptions of visual culture into a...
View ArticleThe Whitest Vacation Destination in America
As I have moved closer and closer to my thirties and deeper into the once-foreign concept of the “career,” vacations have taken up an importance in my life that I did not anticipate. My parents’...
View ArticleThe Cute Show Page!: Syrian Hamsters
A photo of a fat, furry hamster sitting on a bed of pillows chowing down on some grain with a hookah in the background may seem like an inappropriate usage of one of the last remaining pages of an...
View ArticleVICE Premiere: Sleeping Bag's "Still Life" Video
So Sleeping Bag is a band that we really like. They release music on a label called Joyful Noise, which is another thing we really like. That being said, the selling point of their video for "Still...
View ArticleTwenty-Four Straight Hours of College Basketball Destroyed My Mind
To understand how I came to be here, a jangled bundle of nerves and mania, French-inhaling sickly sweet smoke from the end of a cigarette holder I named Holly Golightly while staring at the bathroom...
View ArticleOnly the Good Die Young
Look at the face in the picture above. It's the face of a dying man. But it doesn't look contorted with malignant bitterness and resentment. His heart and consciousness are intact. This weekend, while...
View ArticleWhat Are the Protesters in New York Saying About Gaza?
The situation in Gaza continues to deteriorate, as they say. Another way to put it is that a war has just started, or re-started. Last night, Israel gave the green light for the military to mobilize...
View ArticleThe Recent Unpleasantness: Balloons!
"Welcome to the 86th annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I'm Bob, this is my co-anchor Ralph, and for the next hour, we'll be talking you through the giant balloons as they make their way down...
View ArticleWhy Not Let All the States Secede From the US?
If you are the kind of person who believes that Barack Obama is a radical socialist president who wants to fundamentally change America and turn us into a European-style nanny state, it couldn’t have...
View ArticleGirl News: The Girls’ Guide to Winter: Gettin’ Cozytime-Cozykins from...
That it gets dark at noon or w/e is of less consequence when you think about winter as a Laplandian fairytale (Lapland is like Narnia but without all the stuff) instead of something brutalist and...
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