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An Inconvenient Urethra
Wuddup ladies, are you ready to get that bladder emptied? Oh wait, you can’t because you’re in public and your urethra is on your vagina and in your pants forever. Well, lucky for you the design team...
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Can Any of These DIY Sex Toys Make Me Orgasm?
Sex toys are really great, but with our bank accounts still weeping from the sucky recession we've just stumbled out of, we need to get our priorities right. Which means spending our...
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Real-life Stories: Drugs Aren't Always That Much Fun
It's Friday, so chances are you'll be ingesting some kind of narcotic at some point within the next 72 hours. And it's likely that some of you are going to have an awful, soul-destroying experience...
View ArticleThe Recent Unpleasantness: Yelping Halloween
2 reviews for 119 Haverford Ave. (3 Stars) 10/31/12 I took my kids trick or treating yesterday and the second stop on our route was the Hadley household. Right off the bat, they lose a star for giving...
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I Talked to RZA About How to Forge the Greatest Weapon Ever
I guess I'm a music journalist, and I'm supposed to keep up an air of quiet nonchalance and cool as I jadedly flick ash in my vinyl-filled apartment, but I'm going to level with you guys: I'm...
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Girl News: Girlsplaining Part Two: Return of the Girlsplainings: Dawn of the...
Last week we did the first round of me answering your girl questions, because I’m not actually a real person but an all-knowing deity; here is round two. Let’s do this again sometime, but not toooo...
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Slaughterhouse Will Beat Your Ass
Getting Crooked I, Royce Da 5’9, Joell Ortiz, and Joe Budden all together in one room is damn near impossible. It took well over a month for this interview to even happen, and when it finally did,...
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Pretty Sweet Friday - An Interview with Sean Malto
As you’ve probably heard, it has been a rough week here on the East Coast. Hurricane Sandy crippled much of the Northeast, and its effects trickled all the way down to Pretty Sweet Tuesdays, forcing...
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Lost in the Flood: New Jersey After Sandy
On Wednesday night, I walked through one of Atlantic City’s mostly black neighborhoods. I was a few blocks from the beach—behind the casinos everyone instinctively associates with Atlantic City and...
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Question of the Day: How Did Sandy Affect You?
Last year, when Hurricane Irene came to the Northeast and New York went into a panic. People bought food they would never eat like canned mangoes and cherry pop tarts, taped their windows shut, and...
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'Stray Light Grey' Made Me Want to Steal
I went to the last day of Jonah Freeman and Justin Lowe’s Stray Light Grey exhibit at the Marlborough Gallery to see what everybody was instagramming about. Surprisingly, all the hullaballoo was very...
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Leah-Lynn Plante and Portland's Anarchist Grand Jury Resistors
On May 1st, 2012, an initially peaceful march in Seattle turned violent when dozens of black-clad protesters brandishing sticks, poles, rocks, paint bombs, and homemade incendiaries joined the...
View ArticleTaji’s Mahal – Sandy Halloween Roll
After sandy blew the city into a dark oblivion, the streets were somehow more crowded than ever. Cabin fever and the risk of accidentally drinking fecal water forced every vampire, ghoul, goblin, and...
View ArticleThe Jerkoff Diaries: Part II
Christopher Lucas continues his mission to follow 50 Cent’s stop-masturbating plan. I honestly have no idea what blueballs are or whether they exist at all, scientifically speaking. But on Saturday I...
View ArticleWe Were Merely Freshmen: Classmates Recall Mitt Romney’s Year at Stanford
One Friday in the spring of 1966, Mitt Romney, then a freshman at Stanford University, skipped the discussion section of his Western Civilization survey class. A sit-in against the Vietnam War was...
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Anti-Nowhere League Bought Harleys Thanks to Metallica
Anti-Nowhere League are not your typical English punks. The band, which has been around since 1980, is more likely to dry-hump Kelly Bundy on your dad’s couch than protest an oil spill. They’re...
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Comics: Stank Realism
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View ArticleIt Was Halloween in the Lower East Side on Wednesday
Bonfires burning bright, pumpkin faces in the night. I remember Halloween. This Halloween, I DJed at Lit, one of the few bars with electricity below 38th Street. The celebration of Halloween in New...
View ArticleLadies, You Need to Masturbate. From a Girl Who Didn’t for the First 26 Years...
As Sandy hysteria hit New York last Sunday and everyone scrambled to hurricane-proof their lives, I kept getting text message after text message offering the same advice: Don’t forget to buy...
View ArticleObamacare or Not: The Future of HIV/AIDS Care
Louisiana has one of the highest rates of HIV/AIDS in the nation. As of June 30, 2012, the state counted 18,502 residents living with the virus within its borders. The capital city, Baton Rouge, ranks...
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