Vice Blog: No More Mr. Brown Eye
The worst thing about something cute, is that sometimes there's an aspect of that cute thing, person, or animal that is so NOT cute it makes the whole package just seem pukety. Take for instance a...
View ArticleVice Blog: Hey Ron! - Why Can't We Have Anything Nice?
Hey Ron, I love going to the club and getting my dance on. But it seems like every time I go out, there is some knucklehead there who wants to start fighting or even shooting. I don't even kick it...
View ArticleVice Blog: An (Alleged) Interview with Ismail Haniyeh, the Leader of Hamas
Ismail Haniyeh, the leader of Hamas, has been the disputed prime minister in Gaza for six years. The US officially classifies his political party as a terrorist group. Perhaps this helps to explain...
View ArticleVice Blog: Purgatory
These photos hail from Hannah Whitaker's The Use of Noise series, which was exhibited at the Thierry Goldberg Gallery in May.
View ArticleVice Blog: Chunklet to Go Go: The Wheel of Punk Part Two
If you’re anything like me you’re probably still reeling from the conversation-generating majesty of the Wheel of Punk (Part 1). If you don’t feel like clicking over, it’s (arbitrarily) this: It’s...
View ArticleVice Blog: We Went to the Catalpa NYC Music Festival
This weekend I attended the Catalpa NYC Music Festival on Randall's Island. Please enjoy my log of the experience. SATURDAY 1-5PM I'm sorry to have missed the early acts but I was busy consuming...
View ArticleVice Blog: José Can Say So - Control the People, Not the Guns
I truly believe, aggressively, that we have the right to bear arms. We should be able to carry guns to protect ourselves. Period. The funny thing is I don’t own any guns, but I would love to have a...
View ArticleVice Blog: Jerkin' Off at the Jerk Festival
I wasn't too stoked when I was first asked to cover a jerk festival. It wasn't that I'm not into jerking it—who doesn't love to asphyxiate their David Carradine every now and again? I just felt gypped...
View ArticleVice Blog: Question of the Day - What Would Batman Do if He Were Real?
Christopher Nolan's effort to make a more "realistic" Batman franchise (ninjas but no aliens, Catwoman is a jewel thief but doesn't talk to cats, etc.) doesn't address the most unrealistic aspect of...
View ArticleVice Blog: Wide World of Balls - Five Golden Rings
We understand, you missed the opening ceremony because you were in jail. We know you didn’t do it, but someone tell that to the highway police of the great state of North Dakota, right? Not to worry,...
View ArticleVice Blog: Do We Really Want the Tom Daley Twitter Dick to End Up in Prison?
Yesterday, Tom Daley, that twinky British kid with a preternatural ability to fall into water gracefully, failed to get an Olympic medal. Which is surprising, because the press had led me to believe...
View ArticleVice Blog: Soho
Anders Petersen was born in 1944 in Stockholm, Sweden. In 1966, he studied at Christer Strömholm's School of Photography in Stockholm. A year later, he began photographing the Café Lehmitz in Hamburg,...
View ArticleGirl Eats Food: Olympic Energy Nachos
OLYMPIC ENERGY NACHOS - THE RECIPE I don't know about you, but we're only a few days in to London 2012, and all this talk of sprinting and jumping over shit and cycling at 70 miles per hour against...
View ArticleVice Blog: Fightland - What It Means to Be a Big Mouth in MMA
Ten days before their first fight back in 2010, UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva and No. 1 contender Chael Sonnen participated in a media conference call that captured perfectly, if...
View ArticleVice Blog: ASMR, the Good Feeling No One Can Explain
If you’re like me, you have no idea what’s going on with the above YouTube clip. Six minutes of a pretty blond woman who goes by GentleWhispering and looks like every kid’s favorite babysitter...
View ArticleVice Blog: Playlist: Appeasing the Angry Feral Cat That Stalks Your Fire...
We’ve amassed a compilation of songs to soothe the soul of the feral cat beast the size of a healthy adult beagle that stalks you on your fire escape like the wounded, miserable prey you are. "It's...
View ArticleVice Blog: Tribute: The Rock 'N' Roll Postman
Fact: There are certain people (reminiscent of unicorns) who turn the world into a magical place through the simple act of being themselves. Case in point, I was in Eagle Rock one day with my...
View ArticleVice Blog: Ten Things R. Kelly's Autobiography Taught Me
Robert Sylvester Kelly has written a book, everyone. The creator of everyone’s favorite hip-hopera, oft-topless legend of 90s R&B and retired Star Wars-themed stripper (more on that later) invites...
View ArticleVice Blog: Checking in with Clowes
Immersing yourself in one of Dan Clowes' graphic novels feels like reading Nabokov and watching a David Lynch movie at the same time. Talking to him is a similarly overstimulating and nerve-wracking...
View ArticleVice Blog: We Interviewed Swedish Electro Sensation, Alina Devecerski
Considering the way the internet works now, you kind of assume that when something is popular in one place, it's instantly popular everywhere else at the same time. So when I stumbled across "Flytta...
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