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I Spoke to Some Sex Addicts About Anthony Weiner
Image via/via Unless you have been in a coma for the past few months, I don’t need to tell you what former congressman and current NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has been doing with his penis....
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The Best of Vladimir Zhirinovsky, the Clown Prince of Russian Politics
Vladimir Zhirinovsky sounds like a serious person on paper. He's a colonel in the Russian army, Vice-Chairman of the State Duma (the lower house of Russia’s legislature), a member of the Parliamentary...
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Sympathy for the Beijing Airport Bomber
Beijing Capital Interational Airport terminal three, without a trace of the bomb set off by Ji Zhongxing. Photo via Flickr user thewamphyri. The day before Ji Zhongxing detonated a homemade explosive...
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Taji's Mahal: Billy Rohan Left Florida to Create Illuminati Videos
This week, I caught up with my forever friend, the Mason, pro skateboard personality, and filmmaker Billy Rohan. After spending a year in Florida to gather his thoughts, he’s back in New York City to...
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Weinergates in Waiting: Will My Sexts Come Back to Haunt Me Too?
Somewhere in the world, in someone else’s possession, there are some fairly pornographic selfies of me. There is also an array of sexts so vulgarly composed as to make my mother’s uterus blush for...
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John Kerry Doesn't Realize Middle Eastern Peace Is an Oxymoron
Image courtesy of Flickr user DonkeyHotey. Here's a remark that probably won't be uttered this weekend at the kitchen table: “Hey, honey, great news! Middle East peace talks are resuming on August...
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A Comprehensive Guide to Cooking Meth on ‘Breaking Bad’
Frank Ockenfels/AMC. Disclaimer: Cooking and/or selling methamphetamine and other controlled substances is illegal unless you are working under the aegis of a pharmaceutical company. As a chemist and...
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Weediquette: The Panickers
Image of wuss who probably can't handle weed via Flickr user newagecrap. As far as weed is concerned, there are two types of people in the world: those who love weed and those who can’t handle it. The...
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I'm a Russian Lesbian Pretending to Be Straight to Avoid Persecution
When I came out to my Russian mother, she shook her head and attempted to ignore my homosexuality for nearly a year. In June, before I left for Toronto's Pride Parade with my girlfriend, she told me...
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Heroin Junkies Create the Most Depressing Instagrams
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We Saw Hunx and His Punx at 285 Kent
Hunx and His Punx played at 285 Kent two nights ago. The show felt like an old Looney Tunes cartoon where the camera pans across a night club and shows all the 1930s stars portrayed as cartoons. Ssion...
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I Tried to Talk Drugs with the Creator of 'Breaking Bad'
UPDATE: We originally published this article several months ago. In honor of the final episodes of Breaking Bad, we're republishing it. While every plot point discussed in this interview has already...
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Loyalists Spent Friday Night Fighting Police in Belfast
A loyalist protester, whose sign reads, "Our only crime is loyalty!!!" at Friday's republican march in Belfast. Northern Ireland's loyalists are pissed off. On Friday night they injured more than 50...
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The Greatest Summer Jam Since 1980 - Round One
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When Are We Going to Finally Colonize Space?
Image courtesy of ESO/L. Calçada The Earth is doomed, and the only question is how long humanity has left. Fortunately, we have options: in the past few years there’s been a flurry of potentially...
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Long Live the New Flesh
Slate and Stone jacket, Benson shirt, Richard Chai pants Photos By Richard Kern, Stylist: Annette Lamothe-Ramos Photo Assistant: Max Dworkin; Hair and Makeup: Tayler Treadwell; Set Design: Scott...
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Competitive Eating’s Next Great Rivalry Is Chestnut Versus Stonie
Joey Chestnut and Matt Stonie battle it out for the World Gyro Eating Championship in Houston, Texas, on May 19. Joey won by eating 22 1/4 gyros in ten minutes, while Matt finished second, with 20....
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There Are So Many Other Reasons to Hate the Olympics
An extremely hetero pageant to celebrate the upcoming Sochi Olympics. Image via Flickr With the Sochi Winter Olympics only six months away, denizens of the internet, media pundits, and LGBTQ activists...
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The Government Wants the Media to Stop Covering Barrett Brown
Image via Nikki Loehr Barrett Brown has been sitting in prison, without trial, for almost a year. In case you haven’t followed his case, the 31-year-old journalist is facing a century of prison time...
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