Shorties: Jailbert - Part 2
Bert has been in and out of prison his entire adult life for petty drug offenses. While trying to live inside the law, Bert finds that he might not be able to overcome his self-diagnosed disease: the...
View ArticleWe Reviewed Some Tribeca Film Festival Movies
The Tribeca Film Festival is an annual thing that has been bringing cine-nerds from all over the world to lower Manhattan for the past 12 years. It was started by a bunch of people you don't know, and...
View ArticleTed Sterchi Paints Portraits of Grindr Users
Grindr users above: "3" (left) and "Young big guy looking for fun" Grindr is a wondrous thing. It facilitates easy, no-strings-attached sex between like-minded men who can't be bothered to trawl the...
View ArticleAre Visual Novels Just Porny, Boring Video Games?
Image via Visual novels are like choose-your-own-adventure books that you play on your computer, if choose-your-own-adventures ended not in the Gypsy woman’s curse coming true, but in graphic, porny...
View ArticleHot Fun at Coachella
Coachella was pretty great because there was a lot of stuff to take pictures of—lots of pools and hot tubs and animal hats and tattoos and "festival people" and music and beer and other random shit....
View ArticleEARTH DAY NEWS! Smugglers of Endangered-Species Meat Crash into Coral Reef
Photo via Happy Earth Day! If you’re in second grade, I hope you enjoyed painting a paper plate blue and green and singing “Recycle Me Maybe” at today’s assembly. If you’re not in second grade, I hope...
View ArticleYouTube Vloggers Respond to the Boston Marathon Bombings
If you're like me, you are glued to every news source you can find right now. Bouncing among CNN, Huffington Post, Twitter, Reddit and back again, hoping for some resolution to the complete shit show...
View ArticleVICE News: BC Bud - Part 1
With a reported value of over six billion dollars, it’s no secret that marijuana in British Columbia is big business. However, due to the recent legalization of weed in Washington and Colorado, the...
View ArticleSkinema: Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style)
Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style) Dir: Aiden Riley/Belladonna Rating: 10 Enterbelladonna.com/Evilangel.com My eyes are currently bleeding semen. Each moment they remain open, it feels like vats...
View ArticleEmployees of the Month
LAURA WOLDENBERG Laura has been a part of VICE Mexico since its inception six years ago. Back then, she handled the music reviews, but it wasn't long before we realized we were underutilizing her...
View ArticleThe Creators Project: Creating the Post-Apocalyptic Sky World of 'Oblivion'
With the proliferation of motion graphic software and the abundance of movies that are set in fantastical or imaginary worlds, most visual effects are done in post-production. Footage is...
View ArticleDo Guns and Weed Mix?
Denver's Civic Center Park after gunshots brought the high of Colorado's largest 4/20 rally to a chilling, stampeding end (Photos: Chris Gill / Motherboard) The last thing any of us expected were...
View ArticleHow to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)
Photo via Wikimedia Commons I rarely fake orgasms because I don’t believe someone who is fucking you poorly deserves that kind of payoff. More importantly, faking an orgasm is the biggest dick move...
View ArticleTruckers in the Wild: Los Angeles
The luchador scene expanding rapidly through LA with fights popping up and a flood of new contenders entering the biz. Case and point, El Burger Luchador, the food truck that's a manifestation of the...
View ArticleWe Spoke to the Girls from Passed Out Juggalos
Photos via Passed Out Juggalos is a crew of girls in their underpants who terrorise the sleepy Faygo people of the Gathering of the Juggalos. When I first came across them I became aroused, then...
View ArticleDealing with New Zealand’s Marriage Equality Dissenters
Photo via Last week, New Zealand passed the Definition of Marriage Amendment Bill, enabling people of any gender or sexuality to be married. As a supporter of the bill, I can find solidarity with...
View ArticlePixel Noise: Pixel Noise Vol. 1: The Loud and the Pretty
Pixel Noise Vol. 1: The Loud and the Pretty
View ArticleDogmageddon: Please Stop Believing
Photo via flickr A few weeks ago, I was taken to task over Twitter by a reader—well, not really a reader as much as a reactionary-er—for seemingly being too hard on one religion over another. His...
View Article'No Condoms as Evidence' Legislation Up for Debate in Albany
Photo by Thirteen of Clubs, via Flickr It’s the first Thursday of the month, and as per tradition, a cadre of affable, semirowdy hos have filled every seat in the Lower East Side’s Happy Ending...
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