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Welcome to Garbage Patch State, Where Plastic Rules
Image via Today in Paris, a new nation was born. In the modern way, the news reaches America via Facebook, with these historic words: it is with great emotion that we announce that today our Nation...
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Jeff Goldblum Is a Six-Foot Pianist
Photos by Nate Miller It probably isn't very LA cool of me, but when I saw that Jeff Goldblum has a weekly jazz show right in my backyard, well, sorry, but my honky, Midwestern-transplant ass couldn't...
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Yemen's Deposed President Has Built a Museum Dedicated to Himself
The director of the museum stops by one of the numerous portraits of the ex-president. Yemen’s deposed president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, is at it again. The former leader is known to be self-serving, but...
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There Is So Much Wrong with 'Jurassic Park'
Image via I went to see Jurassic Park 3D yesterday. I'm glad I got to see it in 3D on a giant screen because it gave me an opportunity to see that the entire movie is a gigantic fucking wreck. Forget...
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No Justice No Trees
Judge Murilo Lemos reading the sentences at the conclusion of the trial of the men who killed Zé Claudio and Maria do Espirito Santo. Photos by Marcelo Lacerda The city of Marabá was founded on April...
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Remember Haiti? Giles Clarke Does
On January 12, 2010, a massive earthquake hit Haiti, killing over 230,000 people, injuring many more, and leaving 1.5 million homeless. Although the media has since moved on for the most part, many...
View ArticleNoisey: Bot'Ox Featuring Anna Jean - "The Face of Another"
Here is the new Bot'Ox video for "The Face of Another," the third single off their album Sans Dormir. It's an animated ditty with people wearing masks and humping each other and walking around all...
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No Man Left Behind
Ray-Ban glasses; Levi's shirt PHOTOS BY VINCENT PERINI STYLIST: ANNETTE LAMOTHE-RAMOS Photo Assistant: Calvin Lim Production Assistant: Mark Schoenecker Hair and Makeup: Afton Williams Model: David,...
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Stoya on Why Las Vegas and Megachurches Are the Pinnacle of Human Achievement
Male bowerbirds are like little avian architects. They build decorative structures as a display of genetic fitness or sexual desirability, then festoon them with whatever brightly colored bits they...
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Why Men’s Rights Activists are Celebrating the Brian Banks Case for the Wrong...
At age 17, high school football player Brian Banks was wrongfully convicted of rape. He spent five years in prison but was exonerated in May 2012. Last week, Banks signed with the Atlanta Falcons, and...
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Dennis M. Hope Has Owned the Moon Since 1980 Because He Says So
Dennis M Hope, owner of the moon. Becoming a planet owner is a lot easier than you might think. All you have to do is take a quick glance at an astronomical map, pick out whichever planet or moon...
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Celebrity Swatting and Other Popular Los Angeles Trends
Los Angeles kinda sucks. Ask anyone. It’s spread out, the people are weird, and also the devil lives here. Yes, the actual devil lives in Los Angeles. He has a duplex in Laurel Canyon and drives a...
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The Former Civil Rights Activist Who Created the Right to Bear Arms
Image via TheTruthAboutGuns.com The first time I saw a gun was in high school, when a stoned friend of mine decided it would be funny to point one at my head. Five very long seconds later, he put the...
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VICE Shorts: I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: 'Tastes Like Chicken'
In college, I chose to become a vegetarian. It’s been seven years, and I’m still happy with my decision. But there are times when I feel stupid for refusing the flesh—like when I am starving at 2 AM...
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Pen Pals: RockBottom Heads Toward Bottom
Editor’s note: This is part of a “hood novel” that Bert Burykill is writing. Read the first installment here, the second one here, and the third one here. The early morning air stunk of pissy pussy...
View ArticleIf You Don't Give The Creators Project Webbys, We'll Kill This Dog
If You Don't Give The Creators Project Webbys, We'll Kill This Dog
View ArticleMunchies: Walter's
So you're a typical all-American boy, and you meet a potential sex partner who doesn't seem terrible on OkCupid. After the second date things are looking pretty decent, and now you need a...
View ArticleThe Creators Project: Daft Punk's 'Random Access Memories' Collaborators:...
In a new series, with direction from Ed Lachman, we take a look at the collaborators behind Random Access Memories, the new album from Daft Punk. In episode three we speak with guitarist, virtuoso...
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The RCMP Is Failing to Protect Teenage Girls
Rehtaeh Parsons: 12/09/1995 - 04/07/2013. via Facebook. Rehtaeh Parsons, a teenage girl from Nova Scotia, was taken off life support on Sunday after a failed suicide attempt. Her mother believes...
View ArticleSome Photos from Sydney Fashion Week 2013
Until you've been to an international fashion festival in Sydney, you've never been to an international fashion festival. In Sydney. Australia's largest fashion week is happening right now which means...
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