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We Talked to the Lady Who Sent a Camera to Julian Assange's Embassy Hideout
Do you keep yourself up at night—sweat pooling around you, your eyeballs pulsating—wondering what it would feel like to be packed up into a cardboard box and mailed to Julian Assange? Well,...
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Dear Penis, Welcome to the Bathroom, You Must Be New
You can't tell by looking at this picture, and sometimes, I can't tell until my feet are wading in it, but there is a puddle of piss on the floor under this toilet. While visiting any of the bathroom...
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VICE Premiere: Lil Reese's "Traffic [Remix]" Featuring Twista and Young Jeezy
Since I moved to New York City two years ago, I rarely ever get the chance to get behind the wheel of a car. So, I thoroughly miss my younger days, when I could hop in my mom's hatchback and ride...
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein: How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes...
Karl Welzein is the President and CEO of Bad Boy City, USA. Follow him @DadBoner. ‘Sup. Name’s Karl Welzein, hailing from Grand Blanc, MI. If you’re chill, pretty much everyone knows me as “Captain...
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World Peace Update
Compared to last week's French air strikes against Islamist rebels in Mali, this week—world violence-wise—has been a bit of a wash out. If it weren't for some pissed off Egyptians, Turks, and the...
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You're a Good Stalker, Charlie Brown
Peter Robbins, a former child actor who was the original voice actor for Charlie Brown in many cartoon specials, was booked into custody at 3:40 AM this past Sunday. He was arrested on one felony...
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Question of the Day: Should There Be a Separate Olympics for People Who Take...
So Lance Armstrong has been handed a lifetime ban from his sport (his sport is cycling, btw) because he was jacking himself up with steroids for a large chunk of his career, competing, winning, lying...
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This Girl Vajazzles Kangaroo Scrotums
Lia Tabrah is a jewellery designer who loves Australia. She loves the bush, the city, and the animals. In fact, she loves the animals so much she regularly travels to Darwin to buy pieces of them to...
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VICE Shorts: I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: "Removed"
[Editor's Note—Welcome to the inaugural post of "I'm Short, Not Stupid," a weekly column focused on highlighting rare and obscure short films under one unifying theme, which will shift on an arbitrary...
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Dear Kelly McClure, My Name Is Penis, I'm Not New Here
So yesterday I (Kelly McClure) wrote a thing about how guys piss on restroom floors because they don't know how to work their dicks and it made a lot of people upset in some way or another. One random...
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Strange News from the North: Watermelon Attacks, Rogue Cows and Dog Sperm...
Car bombs tore through Iraq this week, killing 17 people. In Darwin, a man climbed on a bus and attacked a bus driver with a watermelon. It was on a Wednesday, on a routine Buslink route, by a...
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Impossible Is Dead
Aleksey Vayner, the Yale graduate who garnered the internet's mistrust for a video résumé he made called “Impossible is Nothing,” has died at the age of 29. According to IvyGate, the website that...
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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath: I Made a Baby
Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE.com, though, it disappeared, so now we've dug it up. Enjoy. Hey, you...
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Burning Man Vs. Superstorm Sandy
Union Beach, New Jersey, like much of the state, is a mess thanks to Superstorm Sandy. Its residents who are sticking it out and hoping to rebuild have to figure out a way to clear their lots of...
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Bad Boy and the Birth of MMA
Very few professional MMA fighters make professional-athlete money—at least not the kind of mansions-and-Maybachs cash we've come to expect our professional athletes to stack. The sport still resides...
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I Make Jewellery Out of My Cat's Fur Balls
You know what's at the absolute top of my birthday list this year? A necklace made out of greasy cat fur balls, rolled up into pretty little orbs and encased in wire. I was stumped as to where one...
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We Saw This: King Dude and Chelsea Wolf at II Motore in Montreal
The best thing about Il Motore is that it is smack dab in the middle of nowhere, a real pain in the ass to get to. The mercury had dropped down somewhere around -22 (without wind chill) in Montréal,...
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Dream Catcherz
Diane Von Furstenberg sweater, Search & Destroy hat, vintage bracelet Photos By Bijoux Altamirano Stylist: Hayley Pisaturo Photo Technician and Special Effects: Bobby Doherty Producer: Miyako...
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The Israeli Election: Settlers Are Here to Stay
The “settler” bus to Beit El was playing the new Justin Timberlake single, but no one was tapping along. Beit El is next to Ramallah—in fact, it overlooks it—but to get there by anything other than...
View ArticleMunchies: Enrique Olvera
For the first episode of Munchies shot in Mexico we hung out with a rock star of the Mexican restaurant scene, Enrique Olvera. His restaurant, Pujol, located in the fancy Mexico City neighborhood of...
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